All Computer Slang # Twitter hashtag Number #1 Number one $ Dollar, money $_$ Has money %) Drunk, giddy &APOS;S Wrongly displayed 's >< Frustration >,< Angry, annoyed >.> Suspicious, wary >.< Frustrated, angry, upset, in pain >//< Embarrassed, blushing >3 Evil but happy Hate (opposite of <3) Angry > Evil Grin >< Hug >:O Angry >O< Yelling >_> Looking left, shifty look >_< Frustrated &HEARTS; HTML code for a heart <# Misspelling of <3 <> Not equal No comment <>< Fish <.< Shifty look </3 Broken Hearted <2 Not quite love (<3) <3 Love (heart shape) <333 Multiple hearts <3U Love You <4 More than love (<3) <B Hate <G> Grin <_< Sarcasm, look left 'EM Them (!) Sarcasm (8) Musical note (MSN) Happy (A) Angel (MSN) (H) Cool dude emoticon (MSN) (K) Kiss (MSN) (L) Love heart (MSN) (N) Thumbs down (MSN) (S) Seriously (U) Heartbroken (Y) Thumbs up (MSN) (YN) Fingers crossed (MSN) (^^^) Shark (_8^(I) Homer Simpson * Indicating a spelling correction *$ Starbucks *$$ Starbucks *< Clown *.* Every file on a computer *G* Grin *O* Confused, surprised, shocked *S* Salute *_* In love, dazed +1 Partner Me too +REP Boost reputation on XBox Live +_+ Dead man -.- Annoyance -_- Annoyed, tired .-. Sad, unhappy .BIZ Top level domain for business .CO Alternative to .COM .COM Top level domain for commerce .EDU Top level domain for education .GOV Top level domain for governments .MIL Top level domain for the military .NET Top level domain originally for network providers .ORG Top level domain for non-profit organizations // Love, I love you /B/ 4chan's random image board /O/ Happy, arms in the air /O\ Frustrated, hands on head /R/ Requesting /S Sarcasm /THREAD End of a thread on a forum /W Whisper 0.0 Surprise 0.O Raised eyebrow, WTF 0/ Waving 012 Forever 0_0 Shocked 10 Perfect looking woman 10-1 Radio code for 'Receiving poorly' 10-2 Radio code for 'Receiving well' 10-4 Understood, OK 101 Basic introduction 10CHAR Padding where at least 10 characters are required 10Q Thank you 10X Thanks 11 One louder than 10 111 Excited 112 European emergency number 12 The police 120 LOL! (101! = 5! = 120) 123 I agree 1234 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you (I Love You) 1314 Forever (Chinese) 1337 Elite 133T Elite 143 I Love You (letters in each word) 14344 I Love You Very Much (letters in each word) 1437 I Love You Forever 153 I Adore You (letters in each word) 180 Turn around, 180 degrees 187 Police code for murder or death 1AAT One At A Time 1D One Direction (band) 1UP Extra life in a game 2 To 21 Quit 211 Police code for robbery 212 Speak with someone 22 A .22 caliber handgun 220 Second To None 224 Today, tomorrow, forever 24/7 Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week 241 Two For One 250 Stupid person (Chinese) 2B To Be 2BH To Be Honest 2DAY Today 2EZ Too Easy 2G Too Good 2G2BT Too Good To Be True 2K10 2010 2K4U To Cool For You 2K9 2009 2L8 Too late 2M Tomorrow 2MI Too Much Information 2MORO Tomorrow 2MOZ Tomorrow 2MRW Tomorrow 2NITE Tonight 2NYT Tonight 2U To You 2U2 To You Too 3 The letter E 3 WHEELIN Driving with one wheel off the ground 3> Hate (opposite of <3) 30STM 30 Seconds To Mars (band) 313 Area code for Detroit 333 Half evil 360 XBox 360 Complete circle 381 I Love You (3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning) 39 Thank You 3DG Three Days Grace (band) 3G Third Generation mobile phone network 3Q Thank You 4 For 4/20 April 20th, WEED smoking day 401K Retirement investment plan 404 Page not found error Clueless 411 Information 419 Nigerian Email Scam 42 The answer to life, the universe and everything 420 WEED, Pot Time to get high, smoke marijuana 420 FRIENDLY Person who likes smoking pot 4221 4ever 2gether 2love 1another 4377 Hell in LEET 44 .44 Magnum 459 I Love You (phone digits for ILY) 4CHAN Internet message/image board 4COL For Crying Out Loud 4E4 Forever 4EVA Forever 4EVER Forever 4G 4th Generation 4GET Forget 4GM Forgive me 4M Forum 4RL? For Real? 4SHO For Sure 4SRS For Serious? 4U For You 4WD Four-Wheel Drive 4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle 4YEO For Your Eyes Only 5 LOL (5=101 in binary) 5 BY 5 Loud and clear, fine 5 HOLE Gap between goalie's legs in hockey 5! LOL! see 120 50 Police (from Hawaii Five-O) 5150 Police code for crazy person on the loose 520 I Love You (Chinese) 555 Thai for HaHaHa 5N Fine 5X5 Loud and Clear 637 Always and Forever (letters in each word) 666 The Number of the Beast 6_6 Looking down Suspicious 72 72 hours, 3 days 721 Love You (7 letters, 2 words, 1 meaning) 73 Best regards (Amateur Radio) 730 Crazy 7DAW Seven Days A Week 8) Cool 8* Kiss Cool (sunglasses) 8-| Nerdy (wearing glasses) 808 Police code for disturbing the peace 80S The Eighties, 1980s 81 Hells Angels (HA 8th and 1st letter) 823 Thinking Of You 831 I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning) 86 Get rid of something 88 Heil Hitler (H is 8th letter) 881 Bye Bye (from Chinese pronounciation) 886 Bye Bye (Hong Kong Cantonese) 888 Ate, ate, ate 88888888 Clapping 8BALL 1/8 ounce of cocaine 8D Manic 9 Parent watching 911 US emergency number 93 Rough suburb of Paris 99 Parent stopped watching 999 UK emergency number 9JA Nigeria 9_9 Rolling the eyes :$ Embarrassed :& Tongue tied, speechless :> Mischievous smile :< Sad, frowning :'( Crying :') Crying with joy Unhappy, sad Pig |) Monkey Happy :* Kiss :-( Sad Smile :-* Kiss :/ Sarcasm :0 Surprised, shocked :3 Cute/goofy face :9 Yum, licking :? Confused Angry :B Buck teeth :C Very Sad Happy D Very happy :F Drooling :J Smirk :K Vampire teeth Snake's tongue :L Laughing :O Surprised :O) Clown nose smiley face Sticking tongue out :Q Smoking :S Confused :T Side smile :X Zipped lips :[ Sad Vampire :] Happy :{) Happy with a moustache :| Disgust, disapproval, not funny ;( Crying Wink ;-) Wink ;D Wink ;O Joking ;P Winking and sticking tongue out ;P; Misspelling of LOL =) Happy =* Kiss =.= Tired =/= Not equal to =0 Surprised, shocked =3 Cute/goofy face =D =F Vampire =I Indifference =P Sticking tongue out =S Confused =W= Weezer (band) =X No Comment =[ Sad =] Happy ? What? ?4U Question For You ?? What? ?_? Confused, lost @ At @.@ Confused, surprised @@@ Warning of parents nearby @_@ Hypnotized, dazed @}--->---- A rose A&E Accident & Emergency (department of a hospital) A&F Always And Forever Abercrombie & Fitch A&R Artists & Repertoire A/N Author's Note A/W Anyway A1 Top quality A2DP Advanced Audio Distribution Profile A3 Anywhere, Any time, Any place A7A Frusration, anger (Arabic) A7X Avenged Sevenfold (band) AA Alcoholics Anonymous African-American Automobile Association AAA American Automobile Association Battery size AAB Average At Best AAC Apple Audio Compression AAF Always and Forever AAK Alive And Kicking AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact AAP Always A Pleasure AAR At Any Rate AARP American Association of Retired Persons AAT And Another Thing At All Times AAWY And Also With You AAYF As Always, Your Friend ABBR Abbreviation ABC American Born Chinese ABD Already Been Done ABDC America's Best Dance Crew (TV show) ABF All But Face ABFAB Absolutely Fabulous ABG Asian Baby Girl ABH Actual Bodily Harm ABO Aborigine ABP Already Been Posted ABS Absolutely ABT About ABT2 About To ABU Anyone but (Manchester) United AC Air Conditioning Alternating Current AC/DC Rock Band ACAPELLA Vocal music without instruments ACC Actually ACCT Account ACE Excellent, great ACID same as LSD ACK Disgust, frustration Acknowledgement ACLU American Civil Liberties Union ACME A Company that Makes Everything ACP Automatic Colt Pistol ACT SAT type test ACTA Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement ACU Army Combat Uniform AD Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord) AD HOC For the specific purpose Improvised, impromptu ADAD Another Day Another Dollar ADD Attention Deficit Disorder ADDY Address ADED All Day Every Day ADEROL Drug that helps you focus ADGTH All Dogs Go To Heaven ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder ADL All Day Long ADM Ay Dios Mio (OMG inSpanish) ADMIN Administrator on forum, network etc ADN Any Day Now ADR All Due Respect ADS Aim(ing) Down Sights ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line ADTR A Day To Remember (band) AE American Eagle (clothing) AEAE And Ever And Ever AEAP As Early As Possible AFAIA As Far As I'm Aware AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICS As Far As I Can See AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Remember AFAP As Far As Possible AFC Away From Computer AFF Affirmative AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels AFI A Fire Inside (Band) AFK Away From Keyboard AFL Australian Football League AFN All For Now AFP Away From Phone AFRL Away From Real Life AFRO Hairstyle from Africa AFS Always, Forever and Seriously AG Aggressive AGC Automatic Gain Control AGG Cool AGGY Aggitated AGH Ain't Gonna Happen AGM Annual General Meeting AGP Accelerated Graphics Port AGRO Hostile, angry Aggravation, trouble AGT America's Got Talent (TV show) AGW All Going Well AHA Expression of discovery or realization AHEM Throat clearing sound AHO Idiot (Japanese) AHT Out AI Artificial Intelligence As If AIB Am I Boverd? AIDS Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome AIGF All In Good Fun AIGHT All right AII Alright AIIC As If I Care AIIT Alright AIKRN All I know right now AIM AOL Instant Messanger AIMBOT Trageting script in games AIMH Always In My Heart AIMO Idiot AIN'T Am not/are not/is not AINEC And It's Not Even Close AINT Am not/are not/is not AIO All In One AIR Blanked, ignored AIRHEAD Stupid person AISB As I Said Before AISI As I See it AIT Alright AITE Alright AITR Adult In The Room AITYD And I Think You Do AIUI As I Understand it AIYA Cantonese expression of exasperation AIYC As If You Care AJ Apple Juice AK AK-47 Assault Rifle Alaska AK47 Assault rifle AKA Also Known As AKI Autumn, fall AKML Avada Kedavra My Life (Harry Potter) AKS Ask AKTF Always Keep the Faith AL Alcohol ALA In the style of (French) ALAP As Late/Long/Little As Possible ALAS Expression of regret, sorrow ALCHY Alcoholic ALCO Alcoholic ALF Animal Liberation Front ALG Ain't Life Grand ALI Best Friend ALIE Init ALIHAL At Least I Have A Life ALK Alcohol ALKQN Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation ALLOW Let it be, forget it ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life ALPHA Head person of a group ALRATO Later ALT Alternative character in RPG ALU Arithmetic Logic Unit ALV Asta La Vista, goodbye ALWP Actual Laughter Was Produced AM Ante Meridiem (before midday) Amplitude Modulation (radio signal) AMA Ask Me Anything Against Medical Advice AMAA Ask Me Almost Anything AMAP As Much/Many As Possible AMC American Motors Corportation AMD Advanced Micro Devices AMEX American Express AMG Ah My God AMIGO Friend AMIRITE Am I Right? AML All My Love AMN Any Minute Now AMOF As a Matter of Fact AMOG Alpha Male Of Group AMP Amplifier Ampere AMPED Excited, fired up AMT Alpha-Methyltryptamine AMTRAK American passenger railroad corporation AMV Anime Music Video AMW America's Most Wanted (TV show) AMZ Amazing AN Author's Note ANC African National Congress ANF Abercrombie & Fitch ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different ANIME Japanese style animation ANO Anorexic ANON Unknown person ANS Answer ANSI American National Standards Institute ANTI Against ANTM America's Next Top Model ANY1 Anyone ANYWHO Anyhow ANZAC Australian and New Zealand Army Corps AO Adults Only AOB Any Other Business AOD All Of Day AOE Area Of Effect AOK Age of Kings (game) All OK AOL American Online AOM Age of Mythology (game) AON All Or Nothing As Of Now AOS Ahead Of Schedule AOT As Opposed To Among Other Things AOTA All Of The Above AOTS Attack of the Show (TV show) AOW All Out War AOYP Angel on Your Pillow AP Associated Press APB All Points Bulletin APC Armoured Personnel Carrier APE Mad, crazy API Application Programming Interface APM Actions Per Minute APN As Per Normal APO Authorized Personnel Only APP Application (computer program) APPROX Approximately APPS Applications (software) APR Annual Percentage Rate APT Apartment APU As Per Usual APYR As Per Your Request AQ Adventure Quest (game) AQAP As Quickly As Possible AQF Ay Que Funny, LOL AR Assault Rifle ARD Alright ARE Misspelling of 'our' AREA 51 Top secret military base in Nevada ARF Laugh ARG Alternate Reality Gaming ARGH Expression of frustration or anger ARIGATO Thank You (Japanese) ARK Act of Random Kindness ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet) ARPANET Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet) ARPU Average Revenue Per User ART Alright ARVO Afternoon ASA And So On ASAIC As Soon As I Can ASAIK As Soon As I Know ASAP As Soon As Possible ASAS As Soon As Sensible ASAT As Simple As That ASAYC As Soon As You Can ASBO Anti Social Behaviour Order ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange ASD Sequence of letters on many keyboards ASDFGHJKL; I'm bored ASF And So Forth ASG Asgarv (Swedish for LOL) ASIC Application Specific Integrated Circuit ASL Age, Sex, Location ASLP Age, Sex, Location, Picture? ASM Assembly computer language ASN Any Second Now ASO I see ASP At Some Point ASPCA American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals AT&T American Telephone & Telegraph ATA Ait To Air Actual Time of Arrival ATAP Any Time, Any Place ATB All The Best ATC Air Traffic Control ATD Attention to Detail ATEOTD At The End Of The Day ATF All Time Favorite ATGATT All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling) ATH All Time High ATI Array Technology Inc. (graphics card maker) ATK Attack ATL Atlanta, Georgia ATM At The Moment Automated Teller Machine (cash machine) ATMO According To My Opinion ATN Any Time Now ATOY Always Thinking of you ATQ Answer The Question ATST At The Same Time ATT At This Time All The Time ATTN Attention ATTT Ain't That The Truth ATTY Atomizer from electronic cigarette ATV All Terrain Vehicle ATVB All The Very Best ATW All The Way ATWA Air, Trees, Water, Animals All The Way Alive ATX Austin, Texas ATYS Anything You Say AU Alternate Universe Gold AUD Australian Dollar AUO I don't know AUP Another Useless Post Acceptable Use Policy AUS Are You Serious? AV Anti-Virus Audio/Video Adult Video AVA Angels and Airwaves (Band) AVG Average AVGN Angry Video Game Nerd AVI Audio Video Interleaved (media format) AVO Afternooon AVPM A Very Potter Musical AWA As Well As AWD All Wheel Drive AWESOME Amazing, wonderful, cool AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet AWK Awkward AWKS Awkward AWKY Awkward AWNP All Work, No Play AWOL Absent Without Leave AWP Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle AWS As We Speak AWSM Awesome AWW Any Which Way AX Ask AYB All Your Base AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us AYBRB2U All Your Base Are Belong To Us AYC At Your Convenience AYCS As You Can See AYE Yes AYEC At Your Earliest Convenience AYFR Are You For Real? AYFT Are You Free Today? AYK As You Know AYKM Are You Kidding Me? AYL Are You Listening? AYO Hey, You AYOR At Your Own Risk AYPI And Your Point Is? AYR Are You Ready? AYRTON Tenner, ten pounds AYS Are You Serious? AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something? AYT Are You There? AYW As You Wish AYYO Hi, hello AZN Asian B Bro Be B& Banned Band B&B Bed & Breakfast B&E Breaking And Entering B&M Bricks and Mortar B&W Black and White B) Smiley with sunglasses B-DAY Birthday B/C Because B/W Between Black and White B2B Back To Back Business To Business B2C Business To Consumer B2W Back To Work B4 Before B4MV Bullet For My Valentine (Band) B4N Bye For Now B4U Before you B4YKI Before You Know It B7 Banned (B7=B&=Band) BAAS Boss BABYSITTING Holding the weed too long BAC Back At Computer Blood Alcohol Content By Any Chance BACS Bankers Automated Clearing System BAD Good BADASS Cool, confident person BADMAN Gangster BAE Baby BAFO Best And Final Offer BAG Get BAGL Bust A Gut Laughing BAH Bored As Hell BAHAHA Evil laugh BAI Bye BAIL Leave BAIRN Child, baby BAIT Blatant, obvious BAK Back At Keyboard BAKA Fool, idiot BAKE Smoke marijuana BAKED Stoned, Wasted BALLER Successful ball player BALLIN Playing basketball Living the good life BALLSY Courageous, manly BAM Below Average Mentality Exclamation of happiness BAMA Person lacking style BAMN By Any Means Necessary BANDWIDTH Amount of data through an interface over time BANGER Great party Old car Sausage BANGING Very beautiful, sexy BANGTIDY Sexy, fit BANJAX Break, destroy BANTER Playful, witty chat BAO Be Aware Of BARBIE Barbecue BARE Lots of, very BARF Throw up, vomit BARKING Mad, crazy BARN Barnacle, person who latches on BASER Drug user BASIC Uncool, boring BATE Obvious BATO Dude (Spanish) BAU Business As Usual BAY Baby BB Big Brother Be Back BB4N Bye-Bye For Now BBALL Basketball BBAM Be Back After Meal BBB Bugging Beyond Belief BBBW Big Beautiful Black Woman BBC British Broadcasting Corporation BBE Babe BBEG Big Bad Evil Guy BBFL Best Buds For Life BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBG Best Be Going BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBIAF Be Back In A Few BBIAM Be Back In A Minute BBIAS Be Back In A Sec BBK Boy Better Know BBL Be Back Later BBM Blackberry Messaging BBML Be Back Much Later BBN Be Back Never BBQ Barbecue Better Be Quick BBR Blonde, Brunette, Redhead BBS Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System BBT Be Back Tomorrow BBV Brags Beats and Variance (poker) BBW Big Beautiful Woman BBWL Be Back Way Later BBY Baby BBZ Babes BC Before Christ BCBW Bow Chica Bow Wow BCC Blind Carbon Copy BCD Behind Closed Doors BCE Before Common Era (like BC) BCF Best Cousin Forever BCG Birth Control Glasses BCNU Be Seeing You BCOS Because BCS Bowl Championship Series BD Big Deal BDAY Birthday BDN Busy Doing Nothing BDOML Best Day Of My Life BDONG Bad and Wrong BDRIP Blu-ray Disc RIP BDU Brain Dead User Battle Dress Uniform BEANS Ecstacy BEAR Large man with body hair BEAST Person/thing that is good, awesome BEASTLY Being good at something, cool BEB Babe BEBE Babe BEBO A social networking site BEEF Problem, fight, argument BEF Best Enemies Forever Best Email Friend BEG Big Evil Grin BEH Expression of disinterest, IDC BELF Blood Elf (WOW) BELLIG Belligerant (when drunk) BENJAMIN $100 bill BENT Dishonest, corrupt BENZ BER Beyond Economical Repair BERK Idiot, fool BESITOS Little kisses (Spanish) BESO Kiss (Spanish) BESOS Kisses (Spanish) BEST Best Regards BESTIE Best Friend BESTY Best Friend BET Black Entertainment Television BETA Pre-release version Better BF Boyfriend Best Friend BF2 Battlefield 2 (game) BF4L Best Friends For Life BFA Best Friends Always BFAB Born From A Boombox Back For A Bit BFAM Brother From Another Mother BFB Better From Behind BFF Best Friends Forever Big Fat Friend/Female BFF4L Best Friend Forever For Life BFFAE Best Friends Forever And Ever Best Friends For All Eternity BFFE Best Friends Forever BFFL Best Friend For Life BFFLE Best Friends For Like Ever BFFLTDDUP Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part BFFN Best Friend For Now BFFWB Best Friend Forever With Benefits BFITW Best Friend In The World BFK Big Fat Kiss BFMV Bullet For My Valentine (band) BFN Bye For Now BFP Bad For Pics Big Fat Positive ie pregnant BFTP Blast From The Past BFUT Best Friends Until Tomorrow BFWB Best Friend With Benefits BG Bad Game Baby Gangster BGD Black Gangster Disciples BGF Best Girl/Guy Friend BGL Big Game License, likes fat people BGM Background Music BGT Britain's Got Talent (TV show) BH Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head BHD Bad Hair Day BHH Bless His/Her Heart BHM Big Handsome Man BHO Barak Hussein Obama BHS Be Home Soon BHUM Sexy, fit BIAB Back In A Bit BIC Believe It Comrade BICBW But I Could Be Wrong BIDDIE Good looking girl BIDDY Girl, woman BIEH Best I Ever Had BIFF Best Friend, BFF BIFFL Best Internet Friend For Life BIFFLE same as BFFL BIG Great, really good BIG TIME More than usual BIG UP Expression of respect BIL Brother In-Law BILY Because I Love You BIM Barbados BIMBO Stupid girl, usually pretty BIN Buy It Now BING But It's Not Google BINGO Here it is, similar to Voila BINS Glasses, binoculars BIO Biological (toilet) break BION Believe It Or Not BIOS Basic Input Output System BIRD Cocaine Young woman BIS Best In Slot BISCUIT Attractive person Cookie BISLY But I Still Love You BISOU Kiss (French) BISS Because I Said So BIT Binary digIT - 1 or 0 BITD Back In The Day BITTIE Girl BITW Best In The World BIZ Business BK Burger King BKA Better Known As BL Bad Luck Bottom Line BLAD Brother/friend (from 'blood') BLAH Nothing to say BLANK Ignore BLAR Expression of boredom, BLAH BLARG Expression of boredom BLAST Damn Good time BLATES Blatently BLAZE Smoke Weed BLAZED Stoned BLAZING Smoking weed BLD Bad Life Decision BLEEZY same as BLUNT BLEH Expression of boredom BLEM High on marijuana BLG Boys Like Girls (band) BLICK A very black person BLIM Small piece of HASH BLIMEY Expression of surprise, OMG BLIND In love BLING Flashy Jewelry BLINK Blink 182 (band) BLK Black BLL Bud Light Lime BLNT Better Luck Next Time BLOG Weblog, online diary BLOKE Guy, man BLOL Big Laugh Out Loud BLOOD Gang member Close friend BLOOPER Mistake, embarrassing moment BLOTTO Drunk BLOW Cocaine BLOWN High BLT Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich BLTN Better Late Than Never BLUD Mate (from blood brother) BLUE Sad BLUE CHIP High-quality, low-risk BLUEBERRY Form of marijuana BLUF Bottom Line Up Front BLUNT Marijuana cigar BM Bowel Movement Black Man BMW BM4L Best Mates For Life BMAK Blow Me A Kiss BMB Bebo Me Back BMBO Blow My Brains Out BME Body Modification Ezine BMFE Best Mates Forever BMFL Best Mates For Life BMG Be My Guest BMI Body Mass Index BML Bless My Life BMOC Big Man On Campus BMP Image file format (bitmap) BMS Bitchy Men Syndrome BMT Before My Time Basic Military Training BMTH Bring Me The Horizon (Band) BMTTVE Best Mates 'Til The Very End BMUS Beam me up, Scotty BMV Be My Valentine BMW Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer) BMX Bicycle Motocross BNB Bad News Bears Bed 'N' Breakfast Bread 'N' Butter BNF Big Name Fan BNG Blow And Go BNI Batteries Not Included BNIB Brand New In Box BNOC Big Name On Campus BNP British National Party BNR But Not Really BNWOT Brand New Without Tags BNWT Brand New With Tags BO Body Odour BOBBA Replacement swear word BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch BOD Beginning Of Day Person, DUDE BOED Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG) BOF Whatever BOFFIN Technical expert BOG Toilet BOGAN Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian) BOGIE Cigarette BOGO Buy One Get One BOGOF Buy One Get One Free BOGSAT Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking BOH Gunshot sound BOHO Bohemian BOI Boy BOILER Ugly woman BOKE Gag, almost vomit BOL Best Of Luck BOLO Be On The Lookout BOLSHY Bolshevik, communist Argumentative BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper BOM Bro, dude, friend BOMB Something really bad Something really good BOMBSHELL Very attractive woman BOMM same as BOOMM BONE UP Learn about, revise BONG Water pipe for smoking dope BONKERS Crazy BONZA Brilliant, excellent BOO Boyfriend/Girlfriend BOOGER Dried nose mucus BOOHOO Crying BOOK Cool (predictive text ) BOOM Great, amazing BOOMERS Psilocybin (magic) mushrooms BOOMM Bored Out Of My Mind BOOMS same as BOOMERS BOOMTING Good looking girl BOON Someone who has been a NOOB for ages BOOT Vomit Inexperienced person BOOZE Alcoholic beverages BOOZER Public House, bar BOS Boyfriend Over Shoulder BOSS Cool, awesome BOT Back On Topic BOTCH Mess up BOTDF Blood On The Dance Floor (band) BOTN Back Of The Net BOTOH But On The Other Hand BOTS Robots, automated processes BOTTS Back On To The Subject BOTW Blog Of The Week BOUL Bull BOUT About BOWL Part of a marijuana pipe BOWS Elbows BOXORZ Boxers BOYO Friend, mate BOZO Incompetent person, idiot BPM Beats Per Minute BPS Bits/Bytes Per Second BQ Be Quiet BR Best Regards BRAH Bro, friend BRAT Annoying, spoilt child BRAVO Well done BRB Be Right Back BRBK same as BRB BRD Black Rock Depths (WOW) BRE Sexy girl BREAD Money BREDA Boy, man, dude BREDRIN Friend BREDRINS Close friends, brothers BREH Brethren, brothers BREKKIE Breakfast BREW Beer Tea Brother BRGDS Best Regards BRH Be Right Here BRICK 1 kilogram of a drug Very cold BRICKS Drugs, dope BRILL Brilliant, cool BRITCHES Pants, trousers BRO Brother, buddy, friend BROAD Woman BROCHACHO same as BRO BROHAN same as BRO BROLLY Umbrella BRONY Fan of My Little Pony BROSKI Bro BROWN Heroin BROWN BREAD Dead BRT Be Right There BRU same as BRO BRUDDA Brother BRUH same as BRU BRUH BRUH Brother, friend BRUK Broken BRUV Mate BRUVA Brother BSA Boy Scouts of America BSB Backstreet Boys BSC Bachelor of Science (university degree) BSER Back Stabber BSF But Seriously Folks BSG Battlestar Galactica (TV show) BSL British Sign Language BSNS Business BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (Windows) BSOF Big Smile On Face BSOFN Big Smile On Face Now BST But Seriously Though BSTL Bam, Said The Lady BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry BSU Boring Status Update BT BitTorrent British Telecom BT DUBS same as BTW BTA But Then Again.... BTAIM Be That As It May BTB By The By BTBAM Between The Buried And Me (band) BTD Bored To Death BTDT Been There Done That BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt BTDUBS same as BTW BTE Best Time Ever BTGOG By The Grace Of God BTHO Beat The Hell Outta BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me! BTK Back To Keyboard BTL Between The Lines BTM Be There Moment BTN Better Than Nothing BTO Bachman Turner Overdrive (band) BTOBS Be There Or Be Square BTR Better BTS Be There Soon BTT Bump To Top (forum posts) BTTF Back To The Future BTTT Back To The Top BTU British Thermal Unit BTW By The Way BTWITIAILWU By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You BTWITIAILWY By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You BTY Back To You BU Backup BU2M Been Up To Much? BUB Buddy, friend Champange BUBS Babe BUBZ Pet name for BF or GF BUCK Fight Money BUCKS Dollars, money BUD Marijuana BUDDY Friend BUEY similar to DUDE BUFF Good Looking BUG Bother, annoy BUGLE Cocaine BUH Expression of dismay, disgust BUKU A lot of BUL Man, dude, boy BUMMED Disappointed, upset BUMMER Bad Luck BUMP Bring Up My Post BUN Smoke marijuana Ugly BUN IN THE OVEN Pregnant BUNS Buttocks BUPPIE Black Urban Professional BUR same as LOL BURD Bird, girlfriend BURE Girl, woman BURK Idiot, fool BURMA Be Upstairs Ready My Angel BURNED Insulted BURNT Out of it, having smoked too much pot BURR Cold BUSKING Playing music in public for money BUSTED Very Ugly Caught BUTCH Masculine BUTT DIAL Accidentally call from a phone in your pocket BUTT HURT Offended, upset BUTTER FACE Girl who is good looking except for her face BUTTERS Ugly BUTTERZ Ugly BUZZ Excitement Feeling when high BUZZ KILL Ruin a special moment BUZZ OFF Go away BUZZED Tipsy, slightly drunk BV Bad Vibe BVB Black Veil Brides (band) BVM Blessed Virgin Mary BW Beautiful Woman Black and White BWC But Who Cares? BWDIK But What Do I Know? BWL Bursting With Laughter BWM Bisexual White Male Bear With Me BWOI Friend, buddy BWT Misspelling of BTW BWTH But What The Hell BWW Buffalo Wild Wings (restaurant) BYAM Between You And Me BYKI Before You Know It BYKT But You Know That BYO Bring Your Own BYOB BYO Beer BYOC BYO Computer BYOM BYO Music BYO Meat BYP Beg Your Pardon BYT Bright Young Thing Before Your Time BYTM Better You Than Me C See Computer language Speed of light C# Microsoft programming language C&C Command and Conquer (game) C&P Copy & Paste C'MON Come On C++ Programming language C/D Confirm/Deny C/O Class Of ... C1 Affirmative, Roger that C2C Consumer to Consumer Cam to Cam C4 Plastic explosive C4C Comment for Comment Cam for Cam C: Very happy CAAC Cool As A Cucumber CAB Misspelling of CBA CACHAI Do you understand? CACHE Store for temporary computer files CACTUS Broken, dead CAD Computer Aided Design CADDY Cadillac CAKE Kilo of cocaine CAKING Flirting CAL Cyberathlete Amateur League (gaming) CAM Computer-Aided Manufacturing CAMB Come At Me Bro CAMEL Brand of cigarettes CAMO Camoflauge CAMPER Player who lies in wait for a target CAN DO It will be done CANDYMAN Drug Dealer CANON Original, official CANTO Cantonese CAP Shoot CAPISH Do you understand? CAPO Captain, Mafia boss CAPS Bullets Mushrooms CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart CARD Amusing, eccentric person CARDY Cardigan CARE I don't care CARPE Vomit, throw up CARRIED Told off, DISSed CARTY Party in a car CASJ Casual CAT Cool person Computed Axial Tomography CAUSE Because CAVE Give up, give in CAZ Crazy in a nice way CBB Can't Be Bothered CBBC Children's BBC CBC Canadian Broadcasting Corporation CBD Cute But Dumb CBH Child Bearing Hips CBI Californian Bureau of Investigation Confederation of British Industry CBR Captive Bead Ring (body piercing) CBS Can't Be Stuffed CBT Cognitive Behavioural Therapy CC Credit Card Carbon Copy Crowd Control Country Code CCC Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM). CCG Collectible Card Game CCIE Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert CCL Couldn't Care Less CCNA Cisco Certified Network Associate CCR Creedence Clearwater Revival (band) CCTV Closed-Circuit Television CCW Counterclockwise Carrying a Concealed Weapon CD Compact Disc Cross Dresser CD-RW Compact Disk Rewritable CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock CDMA Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission) CDN Canadian CDP Calm Down Please CDR Compact Disc Recordable CDROM Compact Disk Read Only Memory CE Casual Encounters CEEB same as CBB CEEBS same as CBB CEEBZ same as CBB CELL Cellphone CELLY Cellphone Prison cell mate CEO Chief Executive Officer CEPT Except CEREAL Serious CES Consumer Electronics Show CET Central European Time CEWL Cool CFC Chlorofluorocarbon CFL Canadian Football League CFN Ciao For Now CFO Chief Financial Officer CFV Call For Votes CG Computer Graphics CGA Color Graphics Adapter CGI Computer-Generated Imagery CHA Yes CHADROOL Stupid person CHAMP Uncool CHAMPION Good, great CHAO Goodbye (Spanish) CHAP Man CHAV Poorly educated, vulgar youth CHAW Chewing tobacco CHEA Yeah CHEAP SKATE Mean/stingy person CHEDDA Cash, money CHEDDAR Money CHEERIO Goodbye CHEERS Thanks Goodbye CHEESE Drug, starter heroin Money CHEESY Corny, lame CHEEZ Cheese CHELA Beer CHEM Chemistry CHEVY Chevrolet CHI Chicago Life force, energy CHIB Stab CHICK Girl CHICKEN Kilogram of cocaine CHILAXING Chilling and relaxing CHILL Relax, hang out CHILL OUT same as CHILL CHILLAX Chill and relax CHINK Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person CHINWAG Chat CHIO Sexy, good looking, girl CHIPOTLE Mexican-style restaurant CHIPPY Fish and chip shop CHIPS Money Weak, corny CHIRP Insult CHIRPSE Flirt CHIZ Swiz, swindle CHIZZ Chill out, relax CHOICE Nice, great CHOLO Mexican Gangster CHONG Good looking, attractive, cute CHOO You CHOOB High level player who acts like a noob CHOONG Good looking, buff CHOP IT UP Talk CHOPPER AK-47 assault rifle CHOUT Chill Out Watch Out CHOW Bye Food CHP California Highway Patrol CHRONIC High quality marijuana CHU You CHUG Drink Offensive term for a Native American CHULA Cute, sexy CHUNDER Be sick, vomit CHUNG Good looking, buff CHUTIYA Mild Indian expletive CHYA Yes, yeah CHYEA Yes, yeah CI Confidential Informant CIA Central Intelligence Agency CIAO Italian for Hi or Bye CIB Complete In Box CIC 'Cause I Can CID Acid, LSD CIG Cigarette CIGGY Cigarette CIHY Can I Help You? CINI Cinema CINO Catholic/Christian In Name Only CIO Check It Out CIR Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth) CITA Caught In The Act CK CRIP Killa CKI Chair-Keyboard Interface CKL Chuckle CL Chain Letter Craig's List CLAP Gonorrhea, STD CLAPPED Shot CLARET Blood CLASS Cool, excellent CLEO Chief Law Enforcement Officer CLI Command Line Interface CLICK Kilometre CLIQUE Group of friends CLM Career Limiting Move CLOCK Look at Hit CLOUD The Internet (non-local storage, software etc) CLOUD 9 Feeling of euphoria, high CLT Currently Listening To CLUBBING Visiting nightclubs CLUBHEAD Person who goes to clubs a lot CLUT Clumsy person CLUTCH Perform under pressure CLWY Can't Live Without You CM Call Me CMAR Cry Me A River CMB Call Me Back CMC Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL) CMD Command CME Close My Eyes CMEO Crying My Eyes Out CMH Cross My Heart CMHO Cry My Heart Out CMI Count Me In CMIIW Correct Me If I'm wrong. CMIYC Catch Me If You Can CML Call Me Later CMN Call Me Now CMNT Comment CMOS Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor CMS Content Management System CMT Comment CMU Cracks Me Up CMYK Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK CNA Certified Nursing Assistant CNC Command and Conquer CND Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament CNN Cable News Network CNY Chinese New Year CO Commanding Officer Corrections Officer Company Counter Offer CO2 Carbon Dioxide COA Certificate Of Authenticity COALBURNER White woman that dates black men COCK UP Mistake, mess COCKY Thinking too highly of yourself COD Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty COD4 Call Of Duty 4 (Game) CODE Computer program Write a computer program CODEC Coder-Decoder (usually for audio/video data) COED Coeducational (men and women together) COG Coalition of Gears (game) COKE Cocaine Coca Cola COL Crying Out Loud COLA Top bud of a marijuana plant COMMANDO Without underwear COMMY Communist CONDO Apartment CONGRATS Congratulations CONT Continued CONTD Continued CONVO Conversation COO Cool COOKIE Small file relating to a website COOL Awesome, great COOL BEANS Cool, awesome, great COOLIN same as CHILLing COP Officer of the law Close of Play COPACETIC Cool, OK, excellent COPY THAT I understand COPYCAT Someone who copies someone else COPYPASTA Post that has been copied and pasted COR God CORNY Uncool, overused COS Because COSPLAY Costume Play COTCH Relax, chill COTD Comment Of The Day COUCH POTATO Lazy person who sits all day watching TV COUGAR Older woman looking for a younger man COUGER Older woman looking for a younger man COUGH Confess, come clean COUPLE Two people in a relationship COURSE Of course, certainly COW Offensive term for a woman COYB Come On You Blues COYG Come On You Gunners COYOTE Person who smuggles immigrants COYR Come On You Reds COYS Come On You Spurs COZ Because CPC Cost Per Click CPI Consumer Price Index CPL Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming) CPM Cost Per Thousand CPP C Plus Plus, C++ (programming language) CPR Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation CPT Colored People's Time CPU Central Processing Unit CQB Close Quarters Battle CQC Close Quarters Combat CQTMS Chuckle Quietly To Myself CR Credit Copyright Carriage Return CRAB Derogatory word for a CRIP CRACK A form of cocaine CRACKA Offensive term for a white person CRAIC Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish) CRAY Crazy CRAY CRAY Really crazy CRB Criminal Records Bureau (UK) CRBT Crying Real Big Tears CRC Cyclic Redundency Check Chat Room Chuckle CREASING Laughing CREEP Weird, undesirable person CREEPER Someone who views your profile but doesn't make contact CREPS Trainers CREY Cry CRIB House, residence CRICKETS Said after a lame joke to break the silence CRIMBO Christmas CRIP Community Restoration in Progress (gang) Gang member CRIT Critical hit (gaming) CRM Customer Relationship Management CROAK Die CROW Marijuana CRT Cathode Ray Tube CRUNK Crazy and drunk CRUSH Infatuation, attraction CRUSTY Dirty, unwashed person CRV Compact Recreational Vehicle CS Counter-Strike CSA Cheap Shot Artist CSB Cool Story Bro (sarcastic) CSI Crime Scene Investigation (TV show) CSL Can't stop laughing CSM Client Side Modification CSR Customer Service Representative CSS Counter Strike: Source Cascading Style Sheet CST Central Standard Time CSU California State University CSV Comma Separated Values CTC Call The Cell CTD Crash To Desktop CTF Capture The Flag Claim To Fame CTHU Crack The Hell Up CTM Chuckling To Myself CTN Can't Talk Now CTO Check This Out CTR Click Through Rate CTRL Control (key) CTRN Cant Talk Right now CTS Chuckles To Self CTU Counter Terrorist Unit CU See You CUAD Curl Up And Die CUCKOO Mad, bonkers, crazy CUDDY Buddy, friend CUFF Overprotect, smother CUFFED Taken, has a BF or GF CUG Closed User Group CUH Cousin, homie, bro CUIAB See You In A Bit CUL See You Later. CUL8ER See You Later CUL8R See You Later CULA See You Later, Alligator CULO Ass (Spanish) CUOL See You On Line CUPCAKE Soft, loving person CUPPA Cup of (usually) tea CUS Friend CUSH High grade marijuana CUSHTI Good, great CUSS Curse, swear CUT See You Tomorrow See You There CUTCH Snuggle up CUTE Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way CUTIE Cute, attractive person CUTY Cutie CUWYL Catch Up With You Later CUZ Because CUZZ Friend, cousin CUZZO Friend CV Curriculum Vitae, resume CVV Card Verification Value CW Clockwise Continuous Wave CWB Crazy White Boys CWOT Complete Waste Of Time CWT Hundred Weight, 100lbs (112lbs UK) CWTCH Hug or cuddle CWTCU Can't Wait To See You CWTSY Can't Wait To See You CWUC Call When You Can CWYL Chat With You Later. CYB Count Your Blessings CYBI Can You Believe It? CYDI Can You Dig It? CYDM Check Your Direct Messages CYE Check Your Email CYF Cross Your Fingers CYL Catch You Later CYL8R See You Later CYM Check Your Mail CYO See You Online CYOOT Cute CYT See You Tomorrow CZ Condition Zero (game) D BO Steal D&D Dungeons and Dragons D&M Deep and Meaningful D'S Dayton rims D-DAY 6th June 1944 Designated day when operations are due to commence D/C Disconnected D00D Dude D12 Dirty Dozen D2F same as DTF D2M Dead to Me D8 Date D: Suprised, shocked D:< Angry D; Crying DA The District Attorney Dad DA BOMB Excellent, the best DAB Digital Audio Broadcasting DADA Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter) DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell DAE Does Anybody Else DAG Damn Unfashionable person DAGGY Uncool, not trendy, untidy DAGO Offensive term for an Italian DAM Don't Ask Me DAMAGE Cost of something DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This DANG Damn DANK Very potent marijuana Incredibly good, awesome DAP Touching of fists greeting DAQ Don't Ask Questions DARE Drug Abuse Resistance Education DARL Darling DARN Damn DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency DAT That DATO Dining At The Orifice DAVID Cool guy DAW Digital Audio Workstation DAWG Close Friend DAYUM Damn DB Douche Bag DBC Dime By Comparison DBD Don't Be Dumb Death Before Dishonor DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DBF Dat Be Fair DBI Douche Bag Index Don't Beg It DBJ Don't Be Jealous DBL Don't Be Late DBM Don't Bother Me DBMS Database Management System DBNT Don't Bother Next Time DBR Damaged Beyond Repair DBS Don't Be Stupid Don't Be Sad Don't Be Scared DBT Doing Big Things DBZ Dragon Ball Z DC Don't Care DCED Dissconected DCF Department of Children and Families DCI Drum Corps International DCOI Don't Count On It DCT Dream Come True DDB Deaf, Dumb, Blind DDF Drug and Disease Free DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous DDI Don't Do It DDMMYY Day Month Year DDOS Distributed Denial of Service (network attack) DDR Dance Dance Revolution (Game) DDT Don't Do That DE The DEA Drug Enforcement Administration DEAD ASS Serious DEALING Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend Selling drugs DEAR Drop Everything And Read DEB Don't Even Bother DEBO Steal DEC Decent DECENT Good, awesome DECK Cool Punch hard DED Dead from joy, hilarity etc DEEC Decent DEECE Decent, cool, great DEETS Details DEEZ These DEF Cool, great, excellent DEFF Definitely DEFFO Definitely DEFO Definitely DEFS Definitely DEGT Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it) DEH same as DOH DEKE Avoid, fake, decoy DELISH Delicious DEM Them DEN Then Private room DENCH Awesome, cool DEPT Department DER Duh! DERE There DERO Derelict, loser DEROB Very bored DERP Reply to stupid comment or action DERR same as DUH DERV Diesel Engine Road Vehicle DESI Someone from the Indian subcontinent DESPO Desperate DESU It is (Japanese) DET Don't Even Trip DETAI Don't Even Think About It DEUCES Peace DEVO Devastated DEY They DF Dumbass Frankenstein WTF DFE Dead Fish Experience DFF Don't Forget to Flush DFI Don't Force It DFLI Don't Feel Like It DFM Dance Floor Makeout DFO Done Fell Out DFS Dating For Sport DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome DFTD Done For The Day DFTS Don't Forget to Smile DFTSYP Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers DFTT Don't Feed The Troll DFW Down For Whatever DG Don't Go DGI Don't Get Involved Don't Get It DGK Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards) DGOT Don't Go Over There DGT Don't Go There DGTWM Don't Go There With Me DH Darling Husband DHCP Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol DHL Shipping Company DHMU Don't Hit Me Up DHS Department of Homeland Security Department of Health Services DHTML Dynamic HTML DHV Demonstration of Higher Value DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DIAF Die In A Fire DIAO Cool, hip DIBS A claim DIC Do I Care? DIDDO same as DITTO DIDO same as DIDDO DIG Understand Enjoy, like DIGG Social bookmarking website DIGITS Telephone number DIGS Home, lodgings DIKU Do I Know You? DIKY Do I Know You? DIL Daughter-In-Law DILLIC Does It Look Like I Care DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn? DIME $10 of a drug Very attractive person DIMER same as 10 DIMM Dual In-line Memory Module DIN Do It Now DIN DIN Dinner DINERO Money DING Just hit new level in RPG DINGBAT Stupid person, idiot DINGY Ignore DINK Dual Income No Kids DINKY Tiny, small Dual Income No Kids Yuppie DINLO Stupid person DINT Did not, didn't DIP Leave DIPPED Fashionable DIQUE Supposedly DIRT Low grade marijuana Gossip DIS Did I Say DISO Desperately In Search Of DISS Disrespect DISSING Being disrespectful DISTRO Distribution (software, music, etc) DIT Details In Thread DITD Down In The Dumps, sad DITTO The same, me too, I agree DITZY Acting dumb and innocent DIV Stupid person DIVA Talented, but arrogant, female performer DIVX Video format DIY Do It Yourself DIZZY Crazy, mad DJ Disc Jockey Dow Jones Dinner Jacket DJM Don't Judge Me DK Don't Know DKDC Don't Know, Don't Care DKFS Don't Know For Sure DKM Don't Kill Me DKNY Donna Karan New York DKP Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs) DKY Don't Know Yet Don't Kid Yourself DL Down Low Download DLAM Don't Laugh At Me DLB Don't Look Back DLC Downloadable Content DLL Dynamic Link Library (computer file) DLN Don't Look Now DLS Dirty Little Secret DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DLTBGYD Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down DLTM Don't Lie To Me DLV Demonstration of Lower Value DM Don't Mind Doesn't Matter Direct Message DMAF Don't Make A Fuss DMAL Drop Me A Line DMB Dave Matthews Band DMC Deep Meaningful Conversation DMCA Digital Millennium Copyright Act DMG Damage DMI Don't Mention It DMIID Don't Mind If I Do DMM Don't Mind Me DMML Don't Make Me Laugh DMN Damn DMS Dirty Money Syndicate DMT Di-Methyl Tryptamine (drug) DMTA Dirty Minds Think Alike DMV Department of Motor Vehicles DMW Dead Man Walking DMX Dark Man X (rapper) DMY Don't Mess Yourself DMZ De-militarized zone DN Doing Nothing DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid Did Not Attend Does Not Apply DNB Drum And Bass DNC Democratic National Committee DND Do Not Disturb DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care DNE Do Not Erase Does Not Exist DNF Did Not Finish DNFTT Do Not Feed The Troll DNK Do Not Know DNM Does Not Matter Deep and Meaningful DNO Don't Know DNP Do Not Post DNR Do Not Resuscitate DNS Domain Name Service Did Not Start DNT Don't DNTK Don't Need To Know DNW Do Not Want DOA Dead On Arrival Deteriorate On Approach DOB Date Of Birth DOBE Idiot DOC Doctor Drug of Choice DOD Day of Defeat DODGY Of questionable legality, morality, integrity DOE Depends On Experience DOF Depth of Field DOG Telephone Ugly person DOG FOOD Heroin DOGG Friend, buddy DOH Expression of frustration, realization DOHC Dual Overhead Cam DOI Duh DOJA Marijuana, weed DOKE Diet Coke DOL Dying Of Laughter DOLO Alone, solo DOMO Thank you (Japanese) DOMS Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness DON Top man, Mafia boss DONE Finished Drunk, intoxicated DONNO I don't know DOOBIE Marijuana cigarette, joint DOOD Dude DOODE same as DUDE DOOFUS Stupid person DOOM Classic FPS DOPE Heroin Cool, awesome DORB Adorable DORK Silly, socially inept person DOS Disk Operating System Denial Of Service (attack) Dad Over Shoulder DOSH Money DOSHA Marijuana DOSSER Lazy person Vagrant, Tramp DOT Damage Over Time DOTA Defence Of The Ancients DOUCHE Idiot DOUGH Money, cash DOUGIE Swagger Dance style DOW Dawn Of War (game) Dow Jones Industrial Average DOWNER Someone or something that brings the mood down DOWNS Downs-Syndrome DOX Documents DPI Dots Per Inch Don't Push It DPS Damage Per Second (MMORPG) DPT Dipropyltryptamine (drug) DPU Data Processing Unit DPYN Don't Pick Your Nose DQ Disqualified DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job DR Double Rainbow DRAG Inhale smoke from cigarette or joint Dressed as a woman DRAW Cannabis DRED Cruel, bad DRINKY POO Alcoholic drink DRIVE BY Recce, check out DRM Digital Rights Management DRO HyDROponically grown marijuana DROVE Mad, angry DRT Dead Right There DS Darling Son DSD Do Some Damage DSL Digital Subscriber Line DSLR Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera) DSP Digital Signal Processing DSS Department of Social Services DST Daylight Saving Time DT Down Town DTA Don't Trust Anyone DTAM Death To All Men DTB Don't Text Back DTC Down To Cuddle DTD Drunk Till Dawn Drunk Till Death DTE Down To Earth DTH Down To Hang DTL Does The Look DTM Doing Too Much Dead To Me DTMS Does That Make Sense? DTP Disturbing The Peace DTR Define The Relationship DTRT Do The Right Thing DTS Down The Shore Down To Snuggle DTT Don't Touch That DTTC Don't Text The Cell DTTM Don't Talk To Me DTYT Don't Take Your Time DU JOUR Of the day (French) DUB Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims) DUB DUB DUB WWW, World Wide Web DUB SACK A $20 bag of marijuana DUBS Twenty inch wheels DUBSTEP Music genre DUCES Goodbye DUCWIC Do You See What I See? DUCY Do you see why? DUDE A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters) DUDETTE Female dude DUDS Casual clothes DUECES Misspelling of DEUCES DUFUS same as DOOFUS DUH Of course DUI Driving Under the Influence DULM Do You Love Me? DUM Misspelling of Dumb, stupid DUN Son DUNNO Don't Know DUNZO Done, over, finished DUPA Ass DUPE Duplicate DUR Duh DURS Damn, You Are Sexy DUS Does DUSS Run away DUST Angel dust, PCP DUSTY Ugly DUTCH Joint Split the cost DUTTY Dirty DVD Digital Versatile Disc DVDR DVD Recordable DVDRIP Video copied from a DVD DVI Digital Visual Interface DVR Digital Video Recorder DVT Deep Vein Thrombosis DW Don't Worry DWA Driving While Asian DWAG Misspelling of DAWG DWAI Don't Worry About It DWB Driving While Black DWBH Don't Worry, Be Happy DWBI Don't Worry 'Bout It DWEEB Dork, nerd DWEET Do it DWF Divorced White Female DWI Deal with it DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do. DWL Dying With Laughter DWM Divorced White Male DWMT Don't Waste My Time DWP Drunk While Posting DWT Driving While Texting DWTH Don't Work Too Hard DWTS Dancing With The Stars DWTTAI Don't Want To Talk About It DWU Don't Wait Up DX D-generation X DXC Deathcore (music style) DY same as DWAI DYAC Damn You Auto Correct DYD Don't You Dare DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear? DYJ Do Your Job DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When... DYK Did You Know DYKT Did You Know That? DYKWIM Do You Know What I Mean? DYL Do You Like...? DYLM Do You Love/Like Me? DYM Do You Mind Do You Mean DYOR Do Your Own Research DYS Do You See? DYT Don't You Think? DZ Drop Zone E Ecstasy E> Heart like <3 E&OE Errors and omissions excluded E-DATING Online dating E1 Everyone E2EG Ear To Ear Grin EA Electronic Arts EAS End of Active Service EB Eyeball EBCAK Error Between Chair And Keyboard EBD End of Business Day EBM Electronic Body Music EBONY Dark skin tone EBT Electronic Benefits Transfer ECG Electrocardiogram ECO Ecological Enconomical ECT Misspelling of 'etc' ECU Electronic Control Unit ECW Extreme Championship Wrestling EDC Every Day Carry EDD Estimated Delivery Date EDDRESS Email address EDGY Cutting edge EDJ Energy Drink Junkie EDM Electronic Dance Music EDT Eastern Daylight Time Estimated Delivery Time EEC European Economic Community EEE Expression of excitement EEG Extremely Evil Grin EEK Expression of surprise, distress EEPROM Erasable EPROM EFA Edited For Accuracy EFG Epic Fail Guy EFL English as a Foreign Language EFT Electronic Funds Transfer EFTPOS Electronic Funds Transfer at Point Of Sale EG For example (exempli gratia) Evil Grin EGL Elegant Gothic Lolita EH What? Huh? EI Eat It EIE Enough Is Enough EL Chicago's elevated rail system ELBOW A pound of marijuana ELE Everybody Love Everybody ELF Every Lady's Fantasy ELH Every Little Helps ELITE Skillful, quality, professional ELLO Hello ELNS Eller noe s ELO Electric Light Orchestra (band) ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud ELP Emerson, Lake, and Palmer (band) EM E-Mail Them EMA E-mail Address EMAW Every Man a Wildcat EMCEE MC, Master of Ceremonies EMO Emotional EMOTICON Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg EMP Electromagnetic Pulse EMS Emergency Medical Service EMT Emergency Medical Technician ENC Enclosure ENDZ Area where you live ENE Northerner ENIAC Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer ENNIT Expression of agreement ENO Awesome, cool ENT Isn't EOB End Of Business EOC End Of Conversion EOD End Of Discussion EOE Equal Opportunity Employer EOF End Of File EOG End Of Grade EOL End Of Lecture EOM End Of Message EOR End Of Rant EOS End Of Show EOT End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion) EOTD End Of The Day EOTW End Of The World EOTWAWKI End Of The World As We Know It EOW End Of Watch EP Extended Play EPIC Extremely awesome EPIC FAIL Total failure EPIN Epic Win EPL English Premier League EPOS Electronic Point Of Sale EPROM Electronically Programmable ROM EQ EverQuest (game) EQE Easy Quick Efficient ER Emergency Room Indicating hesitation ERB Herb, Marijuana ERK Irk, annoy ERM Awkward conversation filler ERO Erotic ERP Erotic Role-Play ESA European Space Agency ESB Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars) ESC Escape key ESD Electro-Static Discharge ESE Friend, homeboy (Hispanic) ESH Donkey (Armenian) ESKI Type of urban music ESL English as Second Language ESOL English for Speakers of Other Languages ESP Extra Sensory Perception ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network ESQ Esquire ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board EST Eastern Standard Time Established ESTD Easier Said Than Done ET Extra Terrestrial ETA Estimated Time of Arrival Edited to Add ETC Et Cetera (and so on) ETD Estimated Time of Departure ETF Escape The Fate (band) ETHERNET same as LAN ETID EveryTime I Die (band) ETW Enjoy The Weekend EU European Union EUA End User Agreement EUC Excellent Used Condition EULA End User License Agreement EV Expected Value EVA Ever EVL Evil Laugh EVS Whatever EVT Ei Voi Tiet EVVK Couldn't Care Less (Finnish) EW Exclamation of disgust EWBA Everything Will Be Alright EWE Epilogue, What Epilogue? (Harry Potter) EWW Expression of disgust EX Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc Example EXE Windows program file EXP Experience points in games EXPO Exposition, large-scale public exhibition EXT Extension EXTRA Over the top, excessive EY Hey EYEBALL Look at Estimate measurement by looking EYO Hey, yo(u) EZ Easy EZPZ Easy peasy, very easy E_E Tired, exhausted F1 Formula One F2F Face To Face F2P Free To Play Files To Peers F2T Free To Talk F5 Refresh F8 Fate F9 Fine F@ Fat FAA Federal Aviation Administration FAAB Female-Assigned At Birth FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard FAB Fabulous FABU Fabulous FACE PALM Slap forehead with the palm of your hand FADE Kill, disgrace Haircut FADED High, stoned, drunk FAE From FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question) FAG Cigarette FAI Forget About It FAIK For All I Know FAIL Suck FAM Family FAMALAM Family, close friend FAMBO Family, close friend FAMO Friend, dude, family member etc FAMS Family FANNYING Wasting time, messing about FANTABULOUS Fantastic and fabulous FAO For Attention Of FAQ Frequently Asked Question FASHO For sure FAT File Allocation Table FAT32 32 bit File Allocation Table FAUX PAS Social blunder (French for 'false step') FAV Favorite FAVE Favorite FBC FaceBook Chat FBF Facebook Friend FBG Fat Bottomed Girl FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation FBM Fine By Me FBO Facebook Official FBTW Fine, Be That Way FBW Fly by wire FC Fingers Crossed Full Combo FCFS First Come First Served FCOL For Crying Out Loud FCS For Christ's Sake FDA Food and Drug Administration FDR Franklin Delano Roosevelt FE Fair Enough FEAE For Ever And Ever FEAT Featuring FEDEX Federal Express (shipping company) FEDS FBI agents, police FEDZ Police FEE Female FEELS Feelings FEEN Man FEENING Craving, wanting really badly FEH Expression of dismissal, disgust FELLA Man, boyfriend FELLAS Close friends FELLER Fellow, man FER For FETCH Cool, trendy, awesome FF Final Fantasy FF5 Family Force 5 (band) FFA Free For All FFFA Fit From Far Away FFI For Further Information FFL Falling From LOLing FFN Farewell For Now FFR Flash Flash Revolution (game) For Future Reference FFTL From First To Last (band) FFWF Fight Fire With Fire FFX Final Fantasy 10 (game) FG Fat Girl Family Guy FGJ For Great Justice FGS For God's Sake FHE First Hand Experience FHM For Him Magazine FI Forget It FIC Fanfiction FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less FIDDY Fifty FIF Fifth Amendment FIFA Federation International de Football Association FIFO First In First Out FIFY Fixed It For You FIL Father-in-law FILO First In, Last out FIN Finished FINA About to do (something) FINK Snitch, informer FINNA Going To FINO Failure Is Not an Option FIO Figure It Out FIRM Gang of soccer hooligans Organised criminal gang FIRME Cool, good, nice FISH First In Still Here FIT Good lokking, hot, sexy FITB Fill In The Blanks FITE Fight FITTIN TO About to, getting ready to FITY Fifty FIVE O Police FIX A dose of drugs FIXIN TO About to, getting ready to FIZZLE Fool FJ Foot Job FKA Formerly Known As FL Fake Laugh FLA Florida FLAFF Foot Loose And Fancy Free FLAG Bandana FLAGGED Banned FLAKE Unreliable person FLAKE OUT Cancel at the last minute FLAKY Unreliable FLAME Insult someone over the internet FLBP Future Lower Back Problems FLEX Show off FLIR Forward Looking Infra Red FLK Funny Looking Kid FLOG Sell FLOSS Show off FLOSSING Showing off FLOTUS First Lady Of The United States FLS Flu-Like Symptoms FLUFF Humorous/romantic fan fiction FLW Famous Last Words FLY Zipper Awesome, cool FLYFF Fly For Fun (MMORPG) FM Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal) FMA Full Metal Alchemist FMCG Fast Moving Consumer Goods FMDIDGAD Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn FMH For Him Magazine FMI For More Information FMJ Full Metal Jacket FMLA Family and Medical Leave of Absence FMO For Members Only FMOT Follow Me On Twitter FMTKFYTFO For Me To Know, For You To Find Out FMV Full Motion Video FNA For Necessary Action FNAR For No Apparent Reason Snigger FNB Football And Beer FNE Free And Easy FNO From Now On FNX Thanks FO SHO For Sure FO'SHIZZLE For Sure FOA First Of All FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOB Fresh Off the Boat FOBR Fall Out Boy Rock (website) FOC Free Of Charge FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing FOF Full of Fail FOFL Falling On Floor Laughing FOFO Fourty Four caliber gun FOI Freedom Of Information FOIA Freedom of Information Act FOLDED Drunk, wasted FOM Far Out Man FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing FOMO Fear Of Missing Out FOMS Fear Of Missing Something FON Freak Of Nature FOO Fool FOOD Marijuana FOOPA Fat in belly area FOOTY Football, soccer FOPS Fake cops (security guards etc) FORTE Area of expertise, strength FOSHO For Sure FOSS Free and Open Source Software FOT Fat, but HOT FOTB Fresh Off The Boat FOTC Flight of the Conchords FOTD Friend Of The Day FOTM Flavor Of The Month FOTR Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien) FOUO For Official Use Only FOV Field Of View FOX Sexy, attractive woman FP Fair Play FPS First-Person Shooter (video game term) FQDN Fully Qualified Domain Name FR For Real FRAG Kill FRAK Swear word from Battlestar Galactica FRAP Frappuccino FRAT Fraternity FREEBIE Item or service one gets for free FREEBSD Free Berkeley Software Distribution (Unix like OS) FRESH Very good, cool FRESHIE Imigrant FRFR FR, FR FRIED High on drugs FRILL For Real FRL For Real FRO Afro hairstyle FROG Offensive word for a French person FRONT Pretend, falsely represent FRONTING Misrepresenting oneself FROOB Free Noob. Non-paying player FSAS Famous Stars and Straps (clothing) FSB Front Side Bus FSBO For Sale By Owner FSCK File System (Consistency) Check FSF Free Software Foundation FSHO For Sure FSM Female Seeking Male FSOT For Sale Or Trade FSR For Some Reason FSU Friends Stand United FSVO For Some Value Of ... FTA From The Article FTAO For the Attention Of FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart FTC Favorite, Thumbs up, Comment FTD Fresh To Death FTF First To Find FTFT For The First Time FTFY Fixed That For You FTH For The Horde (WOW) FTJ Fuel The Jet FTK For The Kids For The Kill FTL For The Loss Faster Than Light FTLOG For The Love Of God FTM Female To Male FTP File Transfer Protocol FTR For The Record FTSE Financial Times and the London Stock Exchang FTSK Forever The Sickest Kids (Band) FTTB For The Time Being FTUW For The Ultimate/ FTV For The Victory FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUBU Fouled Up Beyond Use Clothing brand FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt FUIC Farmers Union Iced Coffee FULL MONTY Whole way, whole thing FUMA Fake Puma shoes FUTAB Feet Up, Take A Break FUTCH FEMME + Butch FUZZ Police FW Forward FWD Foward (Email) FWIW For What It's Worth FWP Friend With Privileges FWT Flying With Turban FWTD Fate Worse Than Death FX Effects FYA For Your Amusement FYC For Your Convenience For Your Consideration FYE For Your Entertainment FYEO For Your Eyes Only FYI For Your Information FYK For Your Knowledge FYM Free Your Mind FYN Fine FYP Fixed Your Post FYR For Your Review For Your Records FYT For Your Time G Grin G'DAY Good Day, hello G2B Go To Bed G2E Got To Eat G2F Got To Fly G2G Gotta go G2G2B Got To Go To Bed G2H Go To Hell G2K Good To Know G2R Got To Run G2S Go To Sleep G3G One better than G2G G4U Good For You G8 Great G9 Good Night GA Go Ahead GAC Guilty As Charged Get A Clue GAFF House GAFIA Get Away From It All GAFM Get Away From Me GAG About to throw up Joke GAGA Crazy, infatuated GAH Expression of frustration GAJ Get A Job GAL Girl Get A Life GAL PAL Man who hangs around with girls GALDEM Group of girls GAMER Person who plays video games GAMMD Go Ahead Make My Day GAMS Female legs GANGNAM Relating to wealth and class GANJ Ganja, marijuana GANJA Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed GANK Steal Gang kill (MMORPG) GARMS Clothes GAS Flatulence Guitar Acquisition Syndrome GASSED Have a high opinion of yourself GASSING Talking GAT Gun GAWD God GAWJUS Gorgeous GAWJUSS Gorgeous GB Great Britain Gigabyte GBA God Bless America GBFN Goodbye for Now GBH Grievous Bodily Harm GBML Good Bye My Love GBNF Gone But Not Forgotten GBP Great British Pounds (Sterling) GBTM Get Back To Me GBTW Get Back To Work GBU God Bless You GBWY God Be With You GBY God Bless You GC Good Contition GCF Good Clean Fun GCMG God Calls Me God GCSE General Certificate of Secondary Education (UK) GCWOK Gay Couple Without Kids GD Gangsta Disciple GDAY Hi GDGD Good Good GDI God Damn It GDP Gross Domestic Product GE Good Evening GED General Educational Development GEEZ Jesus GEEZER A guy, a bloke, a person GEG Interrupt a conversation GEN Information GENIOUS Misspelling of 'genius' GEOCACHE Scavenger hunt destination point GET Git GET DOWN Party, dance GETCHA Get You, understand Get Your GETTO Ghetto GEWD Good GF Girlfriend GFA Grenade Free America GFAK Go Fly A Kite GFC Global Financial Crisis GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear GFF Grenade Free Foundation GFI Go For It GFN Gone For Now GFP Good For Pics GFU Good For You GFWL Games For Windows Live GFX Graphics GFY Good For You GG Good Game GGA Good Game All GGBB Good Game Bye Bye GGG Good, Giving, and Game (in bed) GGL Giggle GGN Gotta Go Now GGNORE Good Game No Rematch GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here GGS Good Games GGW Girls Gone Wild GGWP Good Game, Well Played GH Guitar Hero GHB Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug) GHD Good Hair Day GHM God Help Me GHOST Leaving GHZ Gigahertz GI Government Issue American Solider Good Idea GIEF Give GIF Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format GIG Live performance Gigabyte Job GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIMME Give me GIMP Uncool/Stupid person GINGE Person with red hair GINGER Person with red hair GINGRICH Hypocrite GINNEL Alley, passageway GIS Google Image Search GIT Idiot GITMO Guantanamo Bay GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That. GIY Google It Yourself GIYF Google Is Your Friend GJ Good Job GJOAC Go Jump Off A Cliff GJWHF Girls Just Wanna Have Fun GK Good Kid GKY Go Kill Yourself GL Good Luck Good Looking GL HF Good Luck, Have Fun GLA Good Luck All GLAG Giggling Like A Girl GLAMPING Glamorous/luxury camping GLD Good Life Decision GLEAK Spit GLEEK A fan of the TV show Glee GLF Group Looking For GLHF Good luck, have fun. Used in CS matches GLIRL Good Luck In Real Life GLITCH Error, mistake GLOCK Semi-automatic pistol GLOMP Hug very hard GLOTR Good Luck On The Rebuild GLTA Good Luck to All GLTY Good Luck To You GLU Guys/Girsl Like Us GLUCK Good Luck GLWS Good Luck With Sale GLWT Good Luck With That GM General Motors Good Morning Genetically Modified Good Move GMA Good Morning, America GMAB Give Me A Break GMAIL Google web email service GMBH Gesellschaft mit Beschr GMC General Motors Corporation GMH Gives Me Hope GMO Genetically Modified Organism GMOD Garry's Mod (Game) GMT Greenwich Mean Time GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GMV Got My Vote GMY Good Man Yourself GN Good Night GNARLY Extreme GND Girl Next Door GNE Good Night and Everything GNFB Good Night Facebook GNITE Good Night GNK Glitch No Kill (gaming) GNO Girls/Guys Night Out GNP Gross National Product GNR Guns 'N Roses GNSD Good Night, Sweet Dreams GNSTDLTBBB Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite GNU GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS GOAT Greatest Of All Time GOB Mouth GOBLIN Gangster GOD SPEED Good luck GOG Person from north Wales GOI Get Over It GOK God Only Knows GOKIL Crazy (Indonesian) GOL Giggle Out Loud GOLD DIGGER Person who loves someone just for their money GOM Idiot, fool GOMB Get Off My Back GOMD Guy/Girl Of My Dreams GOMEN Sorry GOMER Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient GOMF Get Outta My Face GOML Get On My Level GON Go on Going to GONNA Going to GOOG Ecstasy pill GOOH Get Out Of Here GOOK Offensive term for a Korean GOOMF Get Out Of My Face GOOML Get Out Of My Life GOON Stupid Tough guy GOONER Supporter of Arsenal Football Club GOP Grand Old Party GORG Gorgeous GORM Gormless person GOS Girlfriend Over Shoulder Game Of Soldiers GOSH Exclamation of suprise or shock GOSU Skillful person (Korean) GOTCHA I got you, I understand GOTTA Got to ... Have you got a ...? GOTY Game Of The Year GOU Good On You GOW God of War (Game) Gears of War (Game) GOWM Go Out With Me GOY Non-Jewish person GP General Principle GPA Grade-Point Average GPC Generic Pack of Cigarettes Get/Post/Cookie (web pages) GPL General Public License GPOY Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself GPOYW Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday GPRS General Packet Radio Services GPS Global Positioning System GPU Graphics Processing Unit GQ Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine) Suave, well dressed man GR Gotta Run GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking GR8 Great GR9 Better than GR8 GRAF Graffiti Paragraph GRAND One thousand (dollars) GRASS Marijuana GRATZ Congratulations GRE Graduate Record Examination GREEN Unexperienced Marijuana Environmentally beneficial GRENADE Ugly girl in a group GRILL Tooth Jewelry GRL Girl GRO Guest Relations Officer GRODY Disgusting, nasty, gross GROK Fully understand GROM Grommet, young surfer GRONK Idiot, fool GROOL Great and Cool GROOVY Cool, awesome GROSS Unpleasant, disgusting GROUSE Great, amazing GRR Anger, frustration GRRL Girl GRUB Food GRULE Hard work, nuisance GSD Getting Stuff Done GSH same as GSOH GSM Global System for Mobile communications GSOH Good Sense Of Humor GSR Gun Shot Residue GSTQ God Save The Queen GSW Gun Shot Wound GT Grand Touring Gran Turismo GTA Grand Theft Auto GTB Go To Bed GTBB Good To Be Back GTBOSH Glad To Be Of Some Help GTD Getting Things Done GTG Got To Go GTGG Got To Get Going GTH Go To Hell GTHBA Good Times Had By All GTHO Get The Hell Out GTI High performance hatchback (eg VW Golf) GTK Good To Know GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry GTLD Generic TLD GTM Giggling To Myself GTO Gran Turismo Omologato GTOG Got To Go GTR Getting Ready GTRM Going To Read Mail GTS Good Times GTSY Good To See You GTTS Got The T-Shirt GTW Got To Work GU Grow Up GUAP Money GUCCI Good, awesome, high quality GUD Good GUFN Grounded Until Further Notice GUH Annoyed, angry GUI Graphical User Interface GULLY Rough, raw, unpolished GURL Girl GUTI Get Used To It GUTS Courage GUUD Good GUV Guvnor, boss GV Good Vibes GVG Guild Versus Guild GW Good Work GWAAN Go on GWAP Money GWARN Go On GWAS Game Was A Success GWB George W. Bush GWC Guy With Camera GWG Girl With Glasses GWI Get With It GWK Game Winning Kill GWOP Money GWP Gift With Purchase GWR Guinness World Records GWS Get Well Soon GWTF Go With The Flow GWTP Get With The Program GYAL Girl GYALDEM Group of girls GYC Get Your Coat GYFS Get Your Facts Straight GYNO Gynecologist GYO Get Your Own GYP Swindle, rip off GYPO Gypsy GYT Get Yourself Tested GZ Congratulations H Hug H&K Hugs and Kisses H/O Hold On H/T Hat Tip H/U Hook Up, make out H1B US employment visa H1N1 Swine flu virus H2CUS Hope To See You Soon H2G Had to Go Honest To God H2H Heart To Heart Head To Head H2IK Hell If I Know H2O Water H2T Head To Toe H3 Halo 3 (Game) H4X Hacks, cheats H4X0R Hacker H5 High Five H8 Hate H8R Hater H9 Really hate (H8+1) HA Sarcastic laugh HABBO Online community/game HABIBI My darling (Arabic) HAC Hot Asian Chick HACER Hacker HACK Break into computer systems or software HAFL Heart Attack From Laughing HAFTA Have To HAG Unattractive old woman HAGD Have A Good Day HAGE Have A Good Evening HAGL Have A Good Life HAGN Have A Good Night HAGO Have A Good One HAGS Have A Great Summer HAGT Have A Great Time HAI Hey, hi Yes (Japanese) HAISTK How Am I Supposed To Know? HAIZ Sigh HAK Hugs And Kisses HALP Help HAN Alone (Han Solo) HAND Have A Nice Day HANDLE Half a gallon of liquor Nickname, alias HANG Hang out, spend time with HANG UP Inhibition, emotional difficulty HANL Have A Nice Life HAPA Mixed race HAR Sarcastic laugh HARD LINES Bad luck HARF Vomit, throw up HASH Marijuana HASHTAG Label on Twitter to aid searching HASIAN Hot Asian HATERZ Enemies HAWK Knife HAWT Hot Having A Wonderful Time HAWTSOME Hot and awesome HAX Hacking, Hackers, hacks HAXOR Hacker HAXX0R Hacker HAXXOR Hacker HAY How Are You HAYD How Are You Doing? HAYT How Are You Today? HAYWIRE Crazy HAZE Type of marijuana HB Hug Back HB Hurry Back HBCU Historically Black Colleges and Universities HBD Happy Birthday HBK Heart Break Kid HBN How About Now HBO Home Box Office HBP Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter) HBT How 'Bout That HBTU Happy Birthday To You HBTY Happy Birthday To You HBU How About You? HBY How About You? HC Holy Cow HCDAJFU He Could Do A Job For Us HCIT How Cool Is That? HCO Hollister HD High-Definition HDCP High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection HDD Hard Disk Drive HDF Halt Die Fresse (Shut up in German) HDL Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German) HDMI High Definition Multimedia Interface HDTH How Did That Happen? HDTV High Definition Television HDU How Dare You HDY How Dare You HDYD How Do You Do? HDYDT How Did You Do That? HDYK How Do/Did You Know? HE Happy Ending High Explosives HEA Happily Ever After HEADS People HEADS UP Advance notice HEAT Gun(s) HEAVY Awesome, good Serious, intense HECK Mild expletive HECTIC Cool, good HEH Cynical laugh HEINA Girlfriend HELLA Really, very HENCH Strong, muscular, well built HENRY High Earner, Not Rich Yet HEP Hip, cool HERB Stupid person HESHE Person of unidentifiable gender HEX Hexadecimal (base 16) Curse HEY Hello, hi HEYO Hello HEYY Hey You HF Have Fun HF Have Fun HFFA Hot From Far Away HFGL Have Fun, Good Luck HFY Here For You Happy for You HG Holy Grail HGB Hellogoodbye (band) HGH Haters Gonna Hate HGI How Goes It? HGL Happy Go Lucky HGTV Home and Garden Television HGV Heavy Goods Vehicle HH Ha-Ha HH Holding Hands HHIS Hanging Head In Shame HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking HHOK Ha-Ha, Only Kidding HHVF Ha-Ha, Very Funny HHWW Holding Hands While Walking HI Hello HI5 Social networking site HICKEY Love bite HICKY Love bite HIG How's It Going? HIIK Hell If I Know HIMYM How I Met Your Mother (TV show) HINKEY Strange, unusual HIP Cool, stylish, contemporary HIPSTER Person who is HIP HIR Gender neutral possessive pronoun (his/her) HIT A LICK Get a lot of money very quickly HIT ME UP Call me later HIT YOU UP Call you later HIV Human Immunodeficiency Virus HIWTH Hate It When That Happens HIYA Hello HJNTIY He's Just Not That Into You HK Hong Kong Hostile Kids HL Half Life (game) HLAS Hook, Line And Sinker HLV Hasta La Vista HM Thinking HMB Hit Me Back (reply) HMF same as HMPH HMI Human Machine Interface HMIHY How May I Help You? HML Hate My Life HMP Help Me, Please HMPF Sound made when irritated HMPH Expression of apathy or disagreement HMS Her Majesty's Ship (UK) HMU Hit Me Up HMUL Hit Me Up Later HMV His Master's Voice HMWK Homework HNG Horny Net Geek HNK Hugs and Kisses HNOS Home Network Operating System HNR Hit 'N' Run HNY Happy New Year HO Hold On Head Office HOA Home Owners Association HOAS Hold On A Second HOAY How Old Are You? HOBO Itinerant worker HOF Hall Of Fame Heavy on Flag HOG Harley Owner Group HOH Head Over Heels Hard Of Hearing HOLD Borrow (money) HOLD UP Wait a minute HOLLA Used by a man to express interest in a woman HOLLA BACK Get Back To Me HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies HOLLER Shout HOLS Holidays, vacation HOMEBOY Closest friend HOMEDOG same as HOMEBOY HOMEGIRL Closest female friend HOMES Homeboy HOMESLICE Homeboy HOMEY Homeboy HOMG same as OMG HOMIE Homeboy HOMMIE misspelling of HOMIE HON Honey HONKIE White person HONKY same as HONKIE HOOAH same as HUA HOOCHIE Over made up woman with trashy dress sense HOOD Neighborhood, ghetto HOODIE Hooded sweatshirt Person wearing a hooded sweatshirt HOOK ME UP Share with me HOOKED Addicted HOOPS Basketabll HOOROO Goodbye HOOT Good time Funny person HOP Heroin HOP OFF Leave me alone HORNY Turned on HORSE Heroin HOS Husband Over Shoulder HOT Very good looking, sexy HOTTIE Attractive person HOV High Occupancy Vehicle HOVA Jehovah, God HOWDY How Do You Do? HP Harry Potter HQ High Quality HQF same as LOL HR Human Resources HRC Human Rights Campaign HRH His/Her Royal Highness HRU How Are You? HS Headshot HSBC Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation HSH Home Sweet Home HSIK How Should I Know? HSIT How Sad Is That HSL Hue, Saturation, Lightness HSM High School Musical HSP Highly Sensitive Person HSPDA High Speed Packet Data Access HST High Speed Train HSV2 Herpes Simplex Virus 2 HT Hat Tip (Thanks) Home Time Handheld Transceiver HTBT Had To Be There HTC Hit The Cell HTE Hard To Explain HTG Hard To Get HTH Hope That Helps How The Hell HTHFYS Hope To Hear From You Soon HTM Hand To Mouth HTML Hypertext Markup Language HTSYS Hope To See You Soon HTTP Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol HTTPS Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol Secure HTTR Hail To The Redskins HTX Houston, Texas HU Hollywood Undead (Band) HUA Heard Understood Acknowledged HUBBY Husband HUCKLEBERRY The man you're looking for HUD Heads-Up Display HUFF Low grade weed HUGGLE Hug and snuggle HUH Confused sound HUN Honey HUNDO Hundred (dollars) HUNNED Hundred (dollars) HUNNIT Hundred (dollars) HUR Here Hair HURT Ugly, unattractive HUS Hustler HUSPAZ Hurray (texting) HUZZAH Expression of triumph, joy HVAC Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning HVD Happy Valentine's Day HW Homework HWB Hottie With Body HWGA Here We Go Again HWK Homework HWP Height Weight Proportional HWSNBN He Who Shall Not Be Named HWU Hey, What's Up? HWYD How Was Your Day? HXC Hardcore (music) HY Hell Yes Hi HYB How You Been? HYD How Ya Doing? HYDRO Hydroponically grown marijuana HYFB Hope You Feel Better HYG Here You Go HYH Have You Heard Hold Your Horses HYIP High Yield Investment Program HYNA Good looking girl (Hispanic) HYP Harvard, Yale, Princeton HYPER Over energetic HYPH Hyperactive, crazy HYPO Hypodermic needle/syringe HYS Have Your Say HYU Hit You Up HYUK Lose, despite having a good lead HZ Hertz (frequency) I<3U I Love You I'MA I am going to I/O Input/Output I18N Internationalization I8 Aight, aite, alright IA I Agree IAB I Am Bored IABW In A Bad Way IAC In Any Case IAD It All Depends IAE In Any Event IAG It's All Good IAK I Already Know IAL I Ain't Laughing I Actually Laughed IAMA I Am Mildly Amused IANAD I Am Not A Doctor IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion) IAS In A Second IAU I Adore You IAW In Accordance With I Agree With IAWTC I Agree With That/This Comment IAWTCSM I Agree With This Comment So Much IAWTP I Agree With This Post IAY I Adore You IB I'm Back IB2D I Beg To Differ IB4TL In Before The Lock IBAN International Bank Account Number IBB I'll Be Back IBID Ibidem (In the same place) IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard IBL In Before Lock IBM International Business Machines IBMTS I've Been Meaning To Say IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome IBTD In Before The Delete I Beg To Differ IBTL In Before the Lock IBU Ibuprofen IBW I'll Be Waiting IBYP I Beg Your Pardon IC I See ICAM I Couldn't Agree More ICAY I Care About You ICB I Can't Believe... ICBB I Can't Be Bothered ICBI I Can't Believe It ICBINB I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ICBM Intercontinental Ballistic Missile ICBSST I Can't Believe She Said That ICBW It Could Be Worse ICC Ice Crown Citadel (WOW) ICCL I Couldn't Care Less ICE Diamonds Crystal meth Kill ICK same as UGH ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol ICP Insane Clown Posse (band) ICQ I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program) ICR I Can't Remember ICSL I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing ICSTAY I Can't Stop Thinking About You ICT Information and Communication Technology ICU Intensive Care Unit I See You ICW In Connection With I Can't Wait ICWUDT I See What You Did There ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know ICYMI In Case You Missed It ID Identity ID10T Computer error caused by user IDBI I Don't Believe It IDBY I Don't Believe You IDC I Don't Care IDD Indeed IDDQD Cheat code for Doom IDE Integrated Development Environment Integrated Device Electronics IDEC I Don't Even Care IDEK I Don't Even Know IDEKY I Don't Even Know You IDEM The same, me too IDEWTK I Don't Even Want To Know IDFG I Don't Feel Good IDFLI I Don't Feel Like It IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn IDGI I Don't Get It IDHAC I Don't Have A Clue IDHTT I Don't Have The Time IDI I Doubt It IDK I Don't Know IDKE I Don't Know Either IDKFA Cheat code for Doom IDKW I Don't Know Why IDKWTD I Don't Know What To Do IDKWYM I Don't Know What You Mean IDKY I Don't Know Why IDL I Don't Like ... IDLE Inactive IDLI I Don't Like It IDLT I Don't Like That IDLY I Don't Love/Like You IDM It Doesn't Matter Intelligent Dance Music IDN I Don't kNow IDNK I Do Not Know IDR I Don't Remember IDRC I Don't Really Care IDRK I Don't Really Know IDST If Destroyed, Still True IDT I Don't Think IDTS I Don't Think So IDU I Don't Understand IDUNNO I Don't Know IDW I Don't Want IDWK I Don't Wanna Know IDWT I Don't Want To IDWTAI I Don't Wanna Talk About It IDWTK I Don't Want to Know IE Id Est (that is) Internet Explorer IED Improvised Explosive Device IEEE Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers IEP Individualized Education Program IFF If and only if Identification: Friend or Foe Internet Friends Forever IFFY Dodgy, unreliable IFM In Fond Memory IG Ignorant IGG Ignore I Gotta Go IGGY Ignore IGHT Alright IGI I Get It IGM I Got Mine IGMC I'll Get My Coat IGN In Game Name IGNB I'm Going Now, Bye IGNTS I've Got Nothing To Say IGS I Guess So IGTG I Got To Go IGU I Give Up IGWT In God We Trust IGY I Get You IGYB I've Got Your Back IH8U I Hate You IHAC I Have A Customer... IHDK I Honestly Don't Know IHM I Hate Mondays IHML I Hate My Life IHNC I Have No Clue IHNI I Have No Idea IHO In Honor Of IHOP International House of Pancakes IHS I Hope So IHT I Hate This IHU I Hate You IHY I Hate You IHYDM I Hope You Don't Mind IHYSM I Hate You So Much IIB Ignorance Is Bliss IIGHT Alright, OK IIH If I'm Honest IIL I'm In Love IINM If I'm Not Mistaken IIR Idiot In Room IIRC If I Remember Correctly IIS Internet Information Services IITUWUTMAS If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret? IITWI In It To Win It IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? IIUC If I Understand Correctly IIWII It Is What It Is IIWY If I Were You IJ I'm Joking IJAF It's Just A Fact IJDK I Just Don't Know IJG I Just Giggled IJK I'm Just kidding IJL I Just Laughed IJS I'm Just Saying IJWTK I Just Want To Know IJWTS I Just Want To Say IK I Know IKE same as DUDE I Know, Eh IKEA Swedish furniture store IKH I Know, Huh? IKHYF I Know How You Feel IKLY I Kinda Like You IKM I Know Man IKMTY I Know More Than You IKN I Know Not IKR I Know, Right IKT I Knew That IKTF I Know The Feeling IKTR I Know That's Right IKWUM I Know What You Mean IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer IKWYL I Know Where You Live IKWYM I Know What You Mean IKY I Know You IKYP I'll Keep You Posted IL In Love ILD Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You) ILH I Love Him/Her ILI I Love It ILL Cool, tight, etc ILLEST Best ILLY Fresh, cool ILM I lige m ILML I Love My Life ILMO In Loving Memory Of ILNY I Love New York ILS Inflated Lat Syndrome ILT I Like That ILU I Love You ILU2 I Love You Too ILUM I Love You More ILUSM I Love You So Much ILUT I Love You Too ILY I Love You ILY2 I Love You Too ILYA I Love You All ILYAAF I Love You As A Friend ILYAM I Love You As a Mate ILYB I Love You Both ILYF I'll Love You Forever ILYG I Love You Guys/Girls ILYK I'll Let You Know ILYL I Love You Lots ILYLAS I Love You Like A Sister ILYLT I Love You Long Time ILYM I Love You More ILYSDM I Love You So Damn Much ILYSM I Love You So Much ILYSMB I Love You So Much Baby ILYSMM I Love You So Much More ILYT I Love You Too ILYTB I Love You To Bits ILYVM I Love You Very Much ILYWAMH I Love You With All My Heart IM Instant Message IMA I am going to IMAHO In My Absolutely Honest Opinion IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol IMB I'm Bored IMBA Imbalanced IMBO In My Biased Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IMD In My Defence IMDB Internet Movie Database IME In My Experience IMEO In My Educated Opinion IMF International Monetary Fund IMH In My Head IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMING Instant Messaging IMK In My Knowledge IMMA I'm Going To IMMAO In My Most Arrogant Opinion IMMD It Made My Day IMML It Made Me Laugh IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMOO In My Own Opinion IMP It's My Pleasure IMPO In My Personal Opinion IMR I Mean, Really IMS Irritable Male Syndrome IMSMR If Memory Serves Me Right IMU I Miss You IMUSM I Miss You So Much IMVU Instant Messaging Virtual Universe IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know IMY I Miss You IMYA I Miss You Already IMYM I Miss You More IMYSM I Miss You So Much IMYT I Miss You Too IN THE BAG Definite INAH I Need A Hug INB I'm Not Bothered INB4 In Before (already mentioned) INBD It's No Big Deal INC Incoming INDIE Independent music INDY Independent INFO Information INIT Isn't it? Initialization INK I Never Knew Tattoo INKED Tattooed INNIT Isn't It INO I Know INOP Inoperative In Need Of Practice INORITE I Know, Right? INPO In No Particular Order INR same as IKR INRI Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum (Jesus of Nazareth King of the Jews) INRS It's Not Rocket Science INS I'm Not Sure INSIDER Inside joke INT Isn't it INTEL Intelligence CPU manufacturer INTK I Need To Know INTP Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving (personality type indicator) INVU I Envy You INWLY I Never Wanna Lose You INY I Need You IOAB I'm On A Boat IOC International Olympic Committee IOH I'm Outta Here IOI Indication of Interest I'm Over It IOIC If Only I Could IOKIYAR It's Okay If You're A Republican IOM Isle Of Man IOMW I'm On My Way ION In Other News IONO I Don't Know IOU I Owe You IOW In Other Words IOYK If Only You Knew IP Internet Protocol Intellectual Property IPA India Pale Ale Internet Protocol Address IPC Ignore Post Count IPO Initial Public Offering IPOD MP3 player from Apple IPSEC Internet Protocol Security IQ Intelligence Quotient IR Infrared Injured Reserve IRA Irish Republican Army IRAH Insert Relevant Acronym Here IRC Internet Relay Chat IRCOP Internet Relay Chat Operator IRDC I Really Don't Care IRDK I Really Don't Know IRIE Feeling good, alright IRL In Real Life IRLY I Really Like You IRMC I Rest My Case IRS Internal Revenue Service ISA Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK ISB I'm So Bored ISBN International Standard Book Number ISCSI Internet SCSI ISDK I Simply Don't Know ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network ISH Shit Suffix indicating vagueness ISHK I Should Have Known ISLY I Still Love You ISO In Search Of ISP Internet Service Provider ISS International Space Station I'm So Sorry ISSN International Standard Serial Number ISTATOY I Saw This And Thought Of You ISTG I Swear To God ISTM It Seems To Me ISTR I Seem To Recall ISWYDT I See What You Did There ISWYM I See What You Mean IT Information Technology ITA I Totally Agree ITAI I'll Think About It ITALY I Trust And Love You ITC In This Channel In That Case ITE Alright? (Hello) ITF In The Future ITG In The Groove ITIAILWY I Think I Am In Love With You ITIKY I Think I Know You ITILU I Think I Love You ITILY I Think I Love You ITK In The Know ITM In the Mouth ITMA It's That Man Again ITN I Think Not ITO In Terms Of ITOY I'm Thinking Of You ITP Inside The Perimeter ITS I Think/Thought So ITSK It's OK ITSO In The Style Of ITT In This Thread ITTET In These Tough Economic Times ITV Independent TV (UK) ITWYM Is That What You Mean? ITYF I Think You'll Find ITYL I'll Tell You Later ITYM I Think You Mean ITYS I Told You So ITZ It's In The Zone IUSS If You Say So IV Four (Roman) Intravenous IVF In Vitro Fertilization IWALY I Will Always Love You IWBB I Will Be Back IWC Internet Wrestling Community IWHI I Would Hit It IWID It's What I Do IWIK I Wish I Knew IWIWT I Wish I Were There IWM It Wasn't Me IWOOT I Want One Of Those IWTD I Want To Die IWU I Want You IWY I Want You IYA Hiya, hello IYAM If You Ask Me IYBTYBA If You Believe That, You'll Believe Anything IYD In Your Dreams IYDK If You Didn't Know IYDM If You Don't Mind IYF In Your Face IYGM If You Get Me IYH In Your Head IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IYL If You're Lucky It's Your Life IYO In Your Opinion IYQ I Like You IYSS If You Say So IYSWIM If You See What I Mean IYT All right IYTE All right IYTT If You Think That IYW If You Want/Will IYWW If You Were Wondering IZ Is, it's J Joking J CAT Category J - mentally unstable person J DUB Jehovah's Witness J/K same as JK J2LUK Just To Let You Know J2LYK Just To Let You Know J4F Just For Fun J4L Just for Laughs JA Yes (German) JACK WAGON Loser JACKASS Stupid person, idiot JAF Just A Friend JAG Socially inept person JAH God, Jehovah JAILBREAK Crack an iPhone JAJA Spanish laugh JAM Just A Minute. JAMBO Hello (Swahili) JAND England (Nigerian) JANK Worthless, useless JANOE I Know JAP Jewish American Princess Person from Japan JAPAN Just Always Pray At Night JARHEAD US Marine JARRIN Annoying JAS Just A Second JAT Just A Thought JATQ Just Answer The Question JAVA Programming language Coffee JAWN Thing JAWOHL Yes, affirmative JB Jail Bait Jonas Brothers JBH Just Being Honest JBT Jack-Booted Thug JBU Just Between Us JBY Just Be Yourself JC Jesus Christ Just Curious Just Chilling JCB J C Bamford (excavator manufacturer) JD Jack Daniel's JDI Just Do It JDLR Just Doesn't Look Right JDM Japanese Domestic Market JEAL Jealous JEET Did you eat? JEEZ Expression of annoyance Jesus JEJE Hispanic LOL JEJEMON People who type stupidly JEL Jealous JELLO Jealous JELLY Jealous JERK Idiot JEST Joke JET Leave quickly JEWFRO Curly Jewish hair style JFF Just For Fun JFK John Fitzgerald Kennedy New York airport Just For Kicks JFN Just For Now JFT Just For Today JFTR Just For The Record JFY Just For You JFYI Just For Your Information JG Juicy Gossip JGB Just Got Back JGH Just Got Home JGI Just Google It JGL Just Get Lost JHC Jesus H Christ JHEEZE same as OMG, wow JHP Jacketed Hollow Point (bullet) JI Very, sort of JIC Just In Case JICYDK Just In Case You Didn't Know JIFF Cocaine JIFFY Short period of time JIP Rob, rip-off JIT Young gangster Just In Time JJ Just Joking JJJ Australian radio station JK Just Kidding JKD Jeet Kune Do (Martial Art) JKL Just Kidding Loser Just Kidding, LOL JKN Joking JKS Jokes JKZ Jokes JLMK Just Let Me Know JLO Jennifer Lopez JLS Jack the Lad Swing (band) JLT Just like that JLUK Just Letting You Know JLY Jesus Loves You JLYK Just Letting You Know JM Just Messing JMA Just Messing Around JMHO Just My Humble Opinion JML Just My Luck JMO Just My Opinion JMS Just Making Sure JMT Just My Thoughts JN Just Now JO Yo JOANING Putting someone down, making fun of JOCKER Someone who copies another's style JOHN DOE General term for a man JOINT Rolled marijuana cigarette JONES Craving, desire JONESING Craving, wanting really badly JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity JORTS Jean shorts JP Just Playin' JPA Just Playing Around JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group Image file format JPG Image file format JPOP Japanese pop music JROTC Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps JRPG Japanese Role Playing Game JS Just Saying JSP Java Server Pages JSU Just Shut Up JSUK Just So You Know JSYK Just So You Know JTB Just Too Bad JTC Join The Club JTLUK Just To Let You Know JTLYK Just To Let You Know JTM Je t'aime (I love you) JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud JTOY Just Thinking Of You JTTY Just To Tell You JTUSK Just Thought You Should Know JUAD Jumping Up And Down JUGGALO Fan of ICP JUICE Respect, power JUICED Happy, excited JUJU Magic, luck JUNGLE FEVER Attraction between people of different race JUNKIE Addict JUZ Just JV Junior Varsity, amateur JW Just Wondering JWAS Just Wait And See JWD Job Well Done JWG Just a Wild Guess JWTK Just Wanted To Know JWTLYK Just Wanted To Let You Know JWU Just Woke Up JWW Just Was Wondering JYEAH Cool version of Yeah K OK K1 The best, awesome K33L Kill K3U I Love You (I <3 U) KAFM Keep Away From Me KAM Gorgeous, sexy KAWAII Cute, pretty (Japanese) KAY Okay KB Kind Bud Kilobytes KBPS KiloBytes per second KCACO Keep Calm And Carry On KCCO Keep Calm and Chive On KD Kraft Dinner KDOT Okay, period KDR Kill/Death Ratio KEED Kid, joke KEEL Kill KEK LOL in WOW KEN Know (Scottish) KET Ketamine KEW same as KEWL KEWL Cool KEWT Cute KEY Kilogram (of drugs) KEYGEN Software serial number generator KEYS Kilogram (of a drug) KF Kinda Funny KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken KG Kilogram KGB Russian secret police KGO OK, Go KH Kingdom Hearts (RPG) KHUF Know How You Feel KHYF Know How You Feel KHZ Kilohertz KI Kilogram (of cocaine/crack) KIA Killed In Action Know It All KICKS Shoes Thrills KIFF Cool KIG Keep It Gangsta KIK A mistyped version of LOL Smartphone app for free chat KIKE Offensive term for a Jew KILLA Good quality weed KIM Keep It Moving KINDA Kind Of KINGS Drinking game KINO Physical flirting, touching KIO Knock it off KIP Sleep Bed KIR Keepin' It Real KIRF Keeping It Real Fake KIS Keep It Simple KISA Knight In Shining Armour KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KITE Mail received in jail KITTEN Woman who dates older men KIU Keep It Up KIV Keep In View KIWI A person from New Zealand A small brown bird from New Zealand Kiwifruit KJ Killjoy KK OK, cool KKK Ku Klux Klan KKKK Korean LOL KKZ Okay KL Cool KLK Que lo que? (Spanish for What's Up?) KLKL Cool Cool KLM Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij (Royal Dutch Airlines) KLUTZ Clumsy or stupid person KM Keep Mum KMFC Keeping My Fingers Crossed KMK Kottonmouth Kings (band) KML Killing Myself Laughing KMN Kill Me Now KMP Keep Me Posted KMS Kill Myself KMSL Killing Myself Laughing KMT Kiss My Teeth KMU Keep Me Updated KNO Know KNOCK IT OFF Stop it KNOCKED Caught (selling drugs) KNOCKED UP Pregnant KNOCKOUT Stunning person or thing KNOT Roll of paper money KNP OK, No Problem KO Knock Out OK KOD Kiss Of Death KOI Koibito (Japenese for lover) KOKO Most important thing KOL Kingdom Of Loathing (Game) KOO Cool KOOL Cool KOOLIO Cool KOOLS Mentholated cigarettes KOS Kill On Sight KOSHER Good, OK KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTD KICKS Of The Day KOTH King of the Hill (game) KOTL Kiss On The Lips KOTOR Knights Of The Old Republic (Game) KP Korean Pride KPC Keep Parents Clueless KPG Keep the Party Going KPI Key Performance Indicator KPOP Korean popular music KR Kind Regards KRAM Smoke weed KRO Keep Right On KRON same as CHRONIC KS Kill Steal KTB Ok, Thanks, Bye KTBPA same as KTBSPA KTBSPA Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive KTF Keep The Faith KTHNXBI OK, Thanks, Bye KTHX OK, Thanks KTHXBAI OK, Thanks, Bye KTHXBI Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively) KTY Ok, Thank You KUDO Misspelling of KUDOS KUDOS Respect and recognition KUL Cool KUSH High grade marijuana KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work KVM Keyboard, Video, Mouse KW Kilowatt KWAM same as KWIM KWEL Cool KWIM Know What I Mean? KWL Cool KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed KYO Knock Yourself Out KYOOT Cute KYP Keep You Posted KYS Kill Yourself KYSO Knock Yourself Out L Laugh L2M Listening To Music L2MS Laughing To Myself L2P Learn To Play L2PK Learn To Player Kill L2R Learn to Read L337 LEET in LEET speak L33T Elite L4D Left 4 Dead (game) L4D2 Left 4 Dead 2 (game) L7 Square L8 Late L8ER Later L8R Later LA Cantonese Exclamation LAA Lad, mate LABTOP Laptop LAD Guy LAFS Love At First Sight LAG Slow response (computer, internet) LAGG Defeat, PWN LAL Laughing A Lot/Little LALB Laughing A Little Bit LAM Leave A Message Run LAMBO Lamborghini LAME Stupid, Unoriginal LAMEO Lame Person LAMER Annoying person LAMO Mispelling of LMAO LAMP Hit LAN Local Area Network LAND MINE Ugly, skinny girl LANK Very LAPD Los Angeles Police Department LAPPY Laptop computer LARP Live Action Role Play LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation LAT Living Apart Together LATA same as LATERS LATE Missed a period, possibly pregnant Dead LATERS See you later, goodbye LATERZ See you later, goodbye LATM Laughing At The Moment LAU Laughing At You LAV Lavatory, toilet Love LAWD Lord LAWL same as LOL LAWLS same as LOL LAWLZ same as LOL LAX Lacrosse LBC Long Beach, California LBD Little Black Dress LBDN Look Busy Doing Nothing LBH Let's Be Honest Loser Back Home LBM Little Big Man LBNL Last But Not Least LBR Loser Beyond Repair LBRS Lower Blackrock Spire (WOW) LBS Laughing But Serious Pounds (weight) LBVS Laughing But Very Serious LBW Leg Before Wicket (cricket) LC Lower Case LCD Liquid Crystal Display LCTS Let's Change The Subject LD Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet) LDA Long Distance Affair LDH Long Distance Hug LDI Let's Do It LDL Long Distance Lover LDN London LDO Like Duh, Obviously LDR Long Distance Relationship LDS Latter Day Saint LE Limited Edition Law Enforcement LEAF Marijuana LED Light Emiting Diode LEDGE Legend, legendary LEES Very Attractive Man/Woman LEET Chat room language Elite LEG IT Run away LEGGO Let's Go LEGIT Real, legal LEKKER Cool, sexy LEL LOL LEMME Let Me LENG Weapon, gun LEO Law Enforcement Officer LEV Low Emission Vehicle LEVA Traitor LEWL LOL LF Looking For LF1M Looking For One More LFDY Live Fast, Die Young LFG Looking For Group LFM Looking For More LFMF Learn From My Fail LFP Looking For Party (in MMORPG) LFTI Looking Forward To It LFTSU Look Forward To Seeing You LFW Looking For Work LG Little Girl LGD Let's Get Drunk LGFB Looks Good From Behind LGMH Love Gives Me Hope LGO Life Goes On LGT Link Goes To ... LGTM Looks Good To Me LH Living Hell LHH Laughing Hella Hard LHK Love, Hugs and Kisses LHM Lord Have Mercy Lord Help Me LHR London Heathrow airport LHYW Like Hell You Will LI Laughing Inside LIB Liberal LIC Like I Care LICKED Drunk or high LID Ounce of marijuana LIEING Misspelling of 'lying' LIEK Like LIFO Last In First Out LIFTED High LIG Let It Go LIGIT Legitimate LIH Laugh In Head LIHOP Let It Happen On Purpose LIITA Love Is In The Air LIKE Introduction to a quote same as UM LIKKLE Little LIL Little LILABOC Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates LIMB Laughing In My Brain LIME Hang out, socialise LIMH Laughing In My Head LIMM Laughing In My Mind LIMO Limousine, luxury car LINE A line of a powdered drug LINGO Language LIPSING Kissing LIQ Liquor LIRL Laughing In Real Life LIS Laughing In Silence LIT Intoxicated, stoned LITE Light LITS Life Is Too Short LIU Look It Up LIVE Exciting LJBF Let's Just Be Friends LK same as LOLK LL Laugh Loudly, LOL LLAP Live Long and Prosper LLC Limited Liability Company Laughing Like Crazy LLH Laughing Like Hell LLL Loony Liberal Left LLN LOL LOL Neanderthal LLO Misspelt LOL LLOL Literally LOL LLZ same as LOLZ LM Loud Mouth LMA Leave Me Alone LMAD Let's Make A Deal LMAM Leave Me A Message LMAP Leave Me Alone Please LMC Let Me Check Let Me See LMCO Laughing My Cats Off LMG Light Machine Gun LMGTFY Let Me Google That For You LMHO Laughing My Head Off LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life LMK Let Me Know LML Love My Life LMO Leave Me Alone LMOA Misspelling of LMAO LMPO Laughing My Pants Off LMR Last Minute Resistance LMS Like My Status Last Man Standing LMSO Laughing My Socks Off LMT Let Me Think LMTAL Let Me Take A Look LNF Life's Not Fair LNIB Like New In Box LNK Love And Kisses LNT Leave No Trace LO Hello Little One LOA Leave of Absence LOADED Drunk, intoxicated Rich LOAF Head LOB Throw Line Of Business LOC Library Of Congress LOCAL Local public house, bar LOI Laughing On the Inside LOK LOL OK LOL Laughing Out Loud LOLAGE The act of LOL LOLAK Lots Of Love And Kisses LOLCAT Cat picture with silly caption LOLED Past tense of LOL LOLING The act of laughing out loud LOLK LOL+OK LOLL Laugh Out Loud Literally LOLLY Money LOLN LOL, Not LOLO Lowrider Crazy LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud LOLV Lots Of Love LOLWUT What? LOLX same as LOL LOLZ Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm) LOLZA same as LOL LOMB Lying On My Bed LOML Love Of My Life LOMO Lights Out, Missionary Only LOO Toilet LOOL Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud LOONY Crazy LOOT Money (often stolen) LOP Stupid person LOPL Misspelling of LOL LOQ Laugh Out Quietly LORL Laugh Out Really Loud LOS Line Of Site LOTD Link Of The Day LOTI Laughing On The Inside LOTR Lord of the Rings LOTRO Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG) LOTTA Lot of LOUD Good quality marijuana LOVL Laughing Out Very Loud LOW Unfair, immoral LOW IT Allow It, don't worry LOW KEY Quiet Don't tell anyone LOWE Don't bother, forget it LOWRIDER Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled LOZ Legend of Zelda LP Long Play (record) LPG Liquefied Petroleum Gas LPL Misspelling of LOL LQ Liquor Lover's Quarrel LQI Laughing Quietly Inside LQL Laughing Quite Loudly LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself LQTMS Laughing Quietly To Myself LQTY Laughing Quietly To Yourself LRF Low Resolution Fox, attractive at a distance LRG Lifted Research Group (clothing) LRL Laughing Really Loud LS Lovesick Life Story LSA D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD LSAT Law School Admission Test LSD D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide LSE London School of Economics Low Self-Esteem LSH Laughing So Hard LSHIC Laughing So Hard I'm Crying LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LSI Limited Social Interaction LSMFT Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco LSMIH Laughing So Much It Hurts LSP Love Sick Puppy LSR Loser LSS Last Song Syndrome LSTM Laughing Silently To Myself LTA Love To All LTB Looking To Buy LTD Live/Living The Dream LTG Learn To Google LTH Love Truth Honor LTIC Laugh Til I Cry LTL Living The Life LTM Laughing To Myself LTMA Less Talk, More Action LTMQ Laughing To Myself Quietly LTMS Laughing To Myself LTNC Long Time No Chat LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time No Talk LTP Lost The Plot LTR Long term relationship LTS Laugh To Self LTY Laugh To Yourself LU Love You LUA Love You Always LUB Love LUBB Love LUBE Lubricant LUFF Friendly Love LUH Love LUI Living Under the Infuence LUL Lame Uncomfortable Laugh LULAB Love You Like A Brother LULAS Love You Like A Sister LULS same as LOL LULZ same as LOL LUMI Love You, Mean It LUMU Love You Miss You LUNCHBOX Bulge in a man's pants LURK Read a forum but never post LURKER Forum follower who never posts LURV Love LURVE Love LUSH Drunk person Great, brilliant LUSM Love You So Much LUV Love LUVVIE Stage actor LUWAMH Love You with All My Heart LUX Luxury LV Louis Vuitton Las Vegas Level LVL Level LW Lucky Win LWICD Look What I Can Do LWKM Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL) LWKMD Laugh Wan Kill Me Die LWM Laugh With Me LWP Laughing With Passion LWT Look Who's Talking LWWY Live While We're Young LXG League of Extraordinary Gentlemen LY Love You LY2 Love You Too LY4E Love You Forever LYA Love You Always LYAAF Love You As A Friend Love You Always And Forever LYB Love You, Bye LYF Love You Forever LYK Let you know LYKE Like LYL Love You Lots LYLAB Love You Like A Brother LYLAF Love You Like A Friend LYLAS Love You Like A Sister LYLC Love You Like Crazy LYLMB Love You Like My Brother LYLT Love You Long Time LYM Love You More LYMI Love You, Mean It LYMY Love You, Miss You LYMYWY Love You, Miss You, Want You LYR Love You Really LYSM Love You So Much LYT Love You Too LYTD Love You To Death LZ Landing Zone M$ Microsoft M&D Mum and Dad M&M Small chocolate candy M&S Marks & Spencer M/F Male/Female M/O Make Out M2 Me Too M2AF Message To All Friends M2D Make my day M2FP My Two( three , four etc...) Favorite People M3 BMW sports car M33T Meet M4W Man looking for a woman M8 Mate MA Mom alert Master of Arts MAAB Male-Assigned At Birth MAC Media Access Control Macintosh MACHING Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking) MACK Flirt MAD Really, extremely MADD Mothers Against Drunk Driving MAG Magazine MAGGOT Fan of the band Slipknot MAH My MAJ Major MAL Mean, bad, evil MAMAW Grandmother MAMI Sexy, Baby MAN U Manchester United Football Club MANC Person from Manchester MANDEM Group of men, boys MANDO Mandatory MANDY MDMA, ecstasy MANG Man MANKY Nasty, dirty MANU same as MAN U MAP Man-Alien-Predator MARK Target, sucker MARY JANE Marijuana MAS Mildly Amused Smirk MASC Masculine MASH UP Song made from bits of other songs MATE Friend MAUH Kiss MAUI WOWIE Marijuana, weed from Hawaii MAW Might As Well MAWOY May Angels Watch Over You MAYN Man MB Megabyte MBA Masters of Business Association Married But Available MBF My Best Friend MBFAM My Brother From Another Mother MBM Married Black Male MBN Must Be Nice MBO Must Be Off Management Buy-Out MBPS MegaBits/Bytes Per Second MBR Master Boot Record MBT Masai Barefoot Technology (trainers) MBW Married Black Woman MC Master of Ceremonies MCD McDonald's MCL Much Clown Love MCP Male Chauvanist Pig MCR My Chemical Romance (band) MD Doctor of Medicine Managing Director MDA Drug related to Ecstasy (MDMA) MDF Medium Density Fiberboard MDK Murder Death Kill MDMA 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) MDR Mort De Rire (LOL in French) MDW Memorial Day Weekend ME GUSTA I like (Spanish) ME2 Me Too MEAN Cool MEATHEAD Muscular, but thick, person MEC Dude MED Medication MEDS Medications MEEP An exclamation for any situation MEETER Person who likes to look at fat men MEG Megabyte MEGO My Eyes Glazed Over MEH Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug MELT Idiot MEME An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc MENTHOL Mint flavored cigarette MEP Member of the European Parliament MER Expression of boredom, nonchalance MERC Mercenary Injure or kill MERK Kill MERP Meaningless word for when you don't know what else to say MERT Mate MESOS Currency in the game Maple Story MESSRS Messieurs (plural of Mister) METH Methamphetamine (drug) MEX Low grade marijuana from Mexico MFC Mildly Fat Chick Microsoft Foundation Classes MFEO Made For Each Other MFG Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German) MFL Marked For Later MFW My Face When ... MG Machine Gun Milligram MGBY May God Bless You MGD Miller Genuine Draft MGK Machine Gun Kelly MGM Male Genital Mutilation MGMT The Management (band) MGO Metal Gear Online (game) MGS Metal Gear Solid (game) MH Map Hack MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHM same as MHMM MHMM Yes, sure, OK MHO My Honest Opinion MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MHR Many Happy Returns MHZ Megahertz MI6 Military Intelligence Service 6 MIA Missing In Action MIB Men In Black Mint In Box MIC Microphone MID Mid grade marijuana Mobile Internet Device MIDI Musical Instrument Digital Interface MIFF Annoy MIGA Make It Go Away MIH Make It Happen MIHOP Made It Happen on Purpose MIL Mother In Law MILEAGE Value for money MILL Million (dollars) MIMBO Male BIMBO MIMO Multiple Input Multiple Output MIN Minute MINES Mine MINGA Minger, ugly person MINGER Ugly person MINGING Dirty, disgusting, ugly MINT Nice, cool MINTED Rich, wealthy MINX Cheeky, mischievous girl MIP Minor In Possession MIPS Million Instructions Per Second MIRIN Admiring MIRL Meet In Real Life MIS Miserable MISB Mint (condition) In Sealed Box MISC Miscellaneous MISH Missionary position MISO My Internet Shut Off MISSION Arduous or boring task MIT Massachusetts Institute of Technology MIXOLOGY Study of mixing drinks MIZ Miserable MJ Michael Jackson Michael Jordan Marijuana MK Mm OK MKAY Okay MKZ Facebook (derogatory) ML Much Love MLAS My Lips Are Sealed MLB Major League Baseball MLG Major League Gaming MLIA My Life Is Average MLIB My Life Is Bro MLIG My Life Is Great/Good MLIM My Life Is Magic MLM Multi-Level Marketing Middle finger (mlm) MLP My Little Pony MLRS same as MLAS MLS My Life Sucks MLTR Multiple Long Term Relationships MLYP Much Like Your Post MM Married Man MM2 Message Mode 2 (CS) MMA Meet Me At... MMAMP Meet Me At My Place MMAO Make Me An Offer MMC MultiMedia Card MMD Make My Day MMH Meet Me Halfway MMI Me Myself and I MMJ Medical Marijuana MMK Mm OK MML Made Me Laugh MMM Expression of pleasure or contentment MMO Short for MMORPG MMOFPS Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter MMORPG Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game MMS Multimedia Messaging Service MMT Makes Me Think MMV Mileage May Vary MNC Mobile Network Code MNF Monday Night Football MNM Eminem (rapper) MNT Maybe Next Time MO Modus Operandi (method of operation) MO PO Mounted Police MOAB Mother of All Bombs Massive Ordnance Air Blast MOAM Man On A Mission MOAR More MOAS Mother Of All Secrets MOBA Multiplayer Online Battle Arena MOBBING Bullying MOBO Motherboard MOC Marriage Of Convenience My Own Creation MOD Modification 1960s youth culture MODEM Modulator-Demodulator MOE Fetish, mania, taste MOH My Other Half MOI Me (French) MOJO Sex appeal Charm, spell MOL More Or Less MOLL Gangster's GF MOLLY MDMA, ecstasy MOMO Annoying person, idiot MON Man MONG Complete idiot MONROE Piercing between nose and upper lip MOO Matter of Opinion My Own Opinion MOOK Idiot, JERK MOOLA Money MOOLAH Money MOP Hair on head MOPO Master Of the Painfully Obvious MOQ Minimum Order Quantity MORF Male or Female MOS Mom Over Shoulder MOSH Push/shove at rock/punk concert MOSS Relax, chill MOT Ministry Of Transport test for car safety MOTA Marijuana, weed MOTD Message Of The Day Match Of The Day MOTKU Master Of The Known Universe MOTO Master Of The Obvious MOTORBOATING Nuzzling a woman's chest whilst making a noise MOTWYW Make Of That What You Will MOU Memorandum Of Understanding MOW Eat very fast MOXY Courage, confidence MP Military Police Member of Parliament MP3 Music file (MPEG Layer 3) MP4 Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4) MP5 Heckler and Koch submachine gun MPA Music Publishers' Association MPAA Motion Picture Assosciation of America MPE My Point Exactly MPEG Moving Picture Experts Group Audio/visual file format MPG Miles Per Gallon MPH Miles Per Hour MPO My Personal Opinion MPOG Multiplayer Online Game MPOS Multiple Positions MPUA Master Pick Up Artist MPV Multi-Purpose Vehicle MR Mentally Retarded MRA Man bra MRE Meal, Ready to Eat MRI Magnetic Resonance Imaging MRP Manufacturer's Recommended Price MRW My Reaction When... MS Microsoft Maple Story (MMORPG) MSDN Microsoft Developer Network MSDOS Microsoft Disk Operating System MSF Male Seeking Female MSFAM My Sister From Another Mister MSFT Microsoft (stock symbol) MSG Message Monosodium Glutamate MSI Mindless Self Indulgence (band) MSM Mainstream Media MSN Microsoft Network MSR Mulder/Scully Romance MSRP Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price MST Mystery Science Theater MT Mistell (Gaming) MTA More Than Anything MTB Mountain Bike MTBF Mean Time Between Failures (reliability) MTBMW May The Best Man Win MTC More To Come MTD Month To Date MTE My Thoughts Exactly MTF Male To Female MTFBWU May The Force Be With You MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MTG Magic: The Gathering (game) MTH Month MTL Montreal, Canada MTLBWY May The Lord Be With You MTO Media Take Out (gossip website) MTUK More Than You Know MTV Music Television MTW Mum's the Word MTYK More Than You Know MU Multi User MUA Make-Up Alley (website) MUAH The sound of giving a kiss MUAHA An evil laugh MUAHZ Kisses MUAK same as MUAH MUCHO Much, very MUCK Ugly MUD Multi-User Dungeon, MMORPG MUD DUCK Ugly woman MUDKIP Water Pokemon MUDSHARK White woman dating black men MUFC Manchester United Football Club MUFFIN TOP Fat spilling out over the top of pants MUG Rob someboby Face Idiot MUGSHOT Head and shoulders picture MUH Me/My MULA Money MULE Person who carries something for someone else MULLET Hairstyle MULTI Player with multiple online accounts MULU Miss You, Love You MUM Mom MUNG Mash Until No Good MUNTED Drunk, intoxicated MUNTER Ugly woman MUPPET Stupid person, idiot MURK Kill, murder MURKED Badly defeated, killed MURSE Man purse Male nurse MUSH Friend MUSM Miss You So Much MUVM Miss You Very Much MUX Multiplex MV Music Video MVA Motor Vehicle Accident MVP Most Valuable Player MW2 Modern Warfare 2 (game) MW3 Modern Warfare 3 (game) MWA Kiss MWAH Kiss MWC Married With Children MWF Married White Female MWHA Kiss MWI Mad With It (drunk) MWM Married White Male MWPP Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs (Harry Potter) MX Motocross MY Miss You MY BAD (Flippant) apology MY BOO My Boyfriend/girlfriend MY FOOT Expression of disbelief MY SIZE My type of girl MYB Mind Your Business MYCH Maybe You Can Help MYF Miss Your Face MYGGWY May Your God Go With You MYL Miss You Loads MYMP Make Your Mama Proud MYOB Mind Your Own Business MYODB Mind Your Own Damn Business MYSM Miss You So Much MYSPACE A social networking site MYT Meet You There N And N/A same as NA N/C Not Cool N/T No Text (subject says it all) N00B Newbie N1 Nice One N1C3 Nice N2B Not Too Bad N2G Need To Go N2K Nice To Know Need To Know N2M Not Too Much N2MU Nice To Meet You N2S Needless To Say Note To Self N3 No Name Noob N4P Noob N8 Night NA Not Available Not Applicable Not Announced NAA Not At All NAACP National Association for the Advancement of Colored People NAB NOOB NABD Not A Big Deal NAC Not A Chance Not A Chain (letter) NACKER Irish gypsy, traveller NACKERED Tired, worn out NADA Nothing NADDA Nothing NAE No NAFF Poor quality, uncool Substitute swear word NAGL Not A Good Look NAH No NAHMEAN You know what I mean NAIJA Nigerian NAIL IT Complete, get right NAK Nursing At Keyboard NAL Need A Life NALGAS Buttocks NALGO Not A Lot Going On NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That. NAMASTE Sanskrit greeting NAMBLA North American Man/Boy Love Association NAMEAN Do you know what I mean? NANA Grandmother NANG Cool, wicked, good NAO Now NAP Not A Problem NAPES No NAPSTER File sharing site NARF Random interjection NARK Informer NARP Non-Athletic Regular Person NARU Not A Registered User NAS Network Attached Storage NASA National Aeronautics and Space Administration NASCAR National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing NASDAQ National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation NASL Name, Age, Sex, Location NATCH Naturally NATI Cincinnati NATM Not At The Moment NATO North Atlantic Treaty Organization No Action Talk Only NATTY Natural Light beer Smart, good, cool NATTY LIGHT Natural Light beer NAW No NAWF North NAWL No NAWM Know What I Mean? NAWT Not NAY No NB Not Bad Nota Bene (Latin for please note) NBA National Basketball Association NBB Never Been Better NBC National Broadcasting Company NBD No Big Deal NBF New Best Friend NBG Nasty But Good NBIF No Basis In Fact NBK Natural Born Killers Never Been Kissed NBM Nil By Mouth Not Before Midnight NBSB No Boyfriend Since Birth NBT Nothing But Trouble NBTD Nothing Better To Do NBTW Now Back To Work NC No Comment No Choice NC-17 No Children under 17 (movie rating) NCAA National Collegiate Athletic Association NCB Never Coming Back NCIS Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show) NCMO Non-Committal Make Out NCNR Non-Cancelable, Non-Returnable NCNS No Call, No Show NCO Non-Commissioned Officer ND And NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement NDE Near Death Experience NDI Neither Do I NDN Indian NDP New Democratic Party NDR Non-Delivery Report/Receipt NDS Nintendo DS NE Any NE1 Anyone NEA National Education Association NEAT-O Cool NECRO Revive a very old forum thread NED Non-Educated Delinquent NEDM Not Even Doom Music NEE Maiden name indicator NEEK A cross between a Nerd and a Geek NEET Not in Education, Employment or Training NEF Person who posts pointless messages on forums NEFIN Anything NEG Negative NEGL Not Even Gonna Lie NEGU Never Ever Give Up NEI Not Enough Information NEL No (Spanish) NEOCON Neo-conservative NER Non-Existent Relationship NERD Intelligent but socially inept person NERF Weaken NES Nintendo Entertainment System NET Internet NETIQUETTE Etiquette on the internet NETWORK Two or more connected computers NEW Clueless NEWAY Anyway NEWB Newbie NEWBIE New Person NEWFAG Newcomer NEWPORT Cigarette brand NEY No NF Not Funny NFA No Further Action NFAA Not Funny At All NFI No Freakin Idea NFL National Football League NFM No Further Message NFN Normal For Norfolk NFS Not For Sale NFSW Not For Showing Wife NFT No Further Text NFY Not Fixed Yet NFZ No Fly Zone NG No Good NGH Not Gonna Happen NGL Not Gonna Lie NGO Non-Governmental Organization NGU Never Give Up NGUNS Never Give Up, Never Surrender NH Nice hand (poker slang) NHB No Holding Back No Holds Barred NHD No Harm Done NHF No Hard Feelings NHFT Not Here For That NHL National Hockey League NHN Not Here Now NHOI Never Heard Of It NHS National Health Service NHTB Never Heard That Before NI No Idea NIAMY Never In A Million Years NIB New In Box NIC Network Interface Card NICE National Institute of Clinical Excellence NICKED Stolen Arrested NICKER Pound, quid (British currency) NICU Neonatal Intensive Care Unit NID Never In Doubt NIHAO Hello (Chinese) NIK Now I Know NIKE American sportswear company NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIML Never In My Life Not In My Lifetime NIMROD Stupid person, idiot NIN Nine Inch Nails NINJA Japanese warrior NIP Derogatory term for a Japanese person NIR NOOB In Room NISM Need I Say More? NIT New In Town Idiot, nitwit NITE Good Night NITM Not In The Mood NITW Not In That Way NIX Destroy, kill Nothing NIZZ No NJ Not Joking Nice Job NK No Kidding Not Known NKA No Known Allergies NKOTB New Kid On The Block NKT Expression of annoyance NKZ No Kill Zone NL Netherlands No Limit NLA No Longer Available NLI Not Logged In NLM No Laughing Matter NLOL Not LOL NLT No later than... NLYG Never Let You Go NM Never Mind Nothing Much No Message NME New Musical Express (magazine) NMF Not My Fault NMG No Mames Guey (OMG) NMH Nodding My Head NMI Need More Info NMJ Not My Job NMJC Not Much Just Chat NMJCU Not Much, Just Chillin', U? NMN No Middle Name NMO Not My Opinion NMP Not My Problem NMR Not My Responsibility NMS Not My Style NMT Not My Type NMU Not Much, You? NMW No Matter What NMWH No Matter What Happens NMY Nice Meeting You NN Night Night No Need Not Nice NNITO Not Necessarily In That Order NNTO No Need To Open NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol NNTR No Need To Reply NO Misspelling of 'know' No Offence NO BIGGIE No big deal NO WORRIES OK, no problem NO-BRAINER Something that requires no thought before deciding NO1 No-One NO1CURR No-One Cares NOC No One Cares NOCAL Northern California NOD Doze off NOH New Overhauled NOI No Offense Intended NOK Not Okay No One Knows NOKD Not Our Kind, Dear NOLA New Orleans, Louisana NOLY No One Likes You NOM No Offence Meant NOMB None Of My Business NOMMY Good, delicious NOMNOM Sound of eating NOMS Food NON Now Or Never NONG Idiot, twit NONY Anonymous person NONYA None of Your (business) NOOB New, inexperienced person NOOB TUBE Grenade launcher attachment in COD4 NOOBLET Young NOOB NOOPS Backward spoon NOP Not Our Problem No Problem NOPE No NORCAL Northern California NORLY No, Really? NORM Normal NOS New Old Stock NOSA No Sir, just kidding NOTA None Of The Above NOTB None Of Their Business NOTTIE Unattractive person, not a HOTTIE NOTW Not Of This World NOU No, You NOUT Nothing (northern UK) NOV Novice NOWT Nothing NOYB None Of Your Business NOYDB None Of Your Damn Business NOZ Nitrous oxide (laughing gas) NP No Problem NPAA No Problem At All NPC Non Player Character (MMORPG) NPI No Pun Intended NPNT No Picture, No Talk NPO Never Pull Out NPR National Public Radio No Purchase Required NPS No Problems NPW No Problem Whatsoever NPZ No Problems NQAT No Question About That NQR Not Quite Right NR No Reply No Reserve NRA National Rifle Association NRE New Relationship Energy NRFB Never Removed From Box NRG Energy NRI Non-Resident Indian Non-Repairable Item NRL National Rugby League NRN No Reply Necessary NSA No Strings Attached NSAW Not Saying A Word NSD Never Say Die NSF Not Sufficient Funds Not So Fast NSFA Not Safe For Anyone NSFL Not Safe For Life NSFTBC Not Sorry For The Broadcast NSFV Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans NSFW Not Safe For Work NSM Not So Much NSN Not So Nice NSPCC National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children NSW New South Wales NT No Thanks NTB Not That Bothered Not Too Bad NTBCW Not To Be Confused With NTD Nothing To Do NTFS New Technology File System NTH Nothing NTK Need To Know NTL NeverTheLess NTM Not Too Much Nothing Much NTMU Nice To Meet You NTMY Nice To Meet You NTN No Thanks Needed NTR Nothing To Report NTS Nothing To Say Note To Self NTSC National Television System Committee video standard NTSH Nothing To See Here NTT Name That Tune Not Touching That! NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That NTTU Not Talking To You NTW Not To Worry NTWF Neopian Times Writers Forum NTY No Thank You NU No NUB Someone who should know better NUBE same as NOOB NUF Enough Nothing NUFF Enough NUFFIN Nothing NUG High quality bud of marijuana NUH No NUKE To attack with a nuclear weapon NUM Tasty NUMPTY Idiot NUN Nothing NUNYA None of Your (business) NUS National Union of Students NUTCASE Crazy person NUTZ Nuts, crazy, insane NUU No NV Never NVM Nevermind NVMD Never Mind NVMS No Visible Means of Support NVN Not Very Nice NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained NVRM Never Mind NW No Way NWIH No Way In Hell NWIM Not What I Mean NWJ No Way Jose NWLY Never Wanna Lose You NWM No Worries Mate NWNC No Woman, No Cry NWO New World Order NWOT New Without Tags (eBay) NWS Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content NWT New With Tags NY New York NYB Not Your Business NYC New York City NYD New Year's Day NYE New Years Eve NYERK Replacement swearword NYF Not Your Fault NYK Not Yet Known Now You Know NYOB Not Your Own Business NYP Not Your Problem NYPD New York Police Department NYSE New York Stock Exchange NYT Not Your Type New York Times O Ounce (of drugs) O RLY Oh, Really? O&O Over and Out O-O Shock O.O Wide eyed O/ High five O/\O High five O7 Salute O Innocent, angelic O Innocent, angelic OA Over Acting Over Achiever OAN On Another Note OAO Over And Out OAP Old Age Pensioner OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OB Oh, Brother OBBY Oh, Baby OBE Overcome By Events Out of Body Experience Order of the British Empire OBGYN Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology) OBHWF One Big Happy Weasely Family OBO Or Best Offer OBQ Oh, Be Quiet OBS Obviously OBTW Oh, By The Way OBV Obviously OBVI Obviously OBVS Obviously OBVY Obviously OBVZ Obviously OBX Outer Banks North Carolina OC Of Course Original Character Orange County OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder OCH Oh (Scottish) OCN Of Course Not OCO Oh, Come On OCR Optical Character Recognition OCT On Company Time OD Overdose Over Doing it ODAAT One Day At A Time ODEE same as OD ODG Oh Dear God ODL Oh Dear Lord ODST Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming) ODT On Dis Ting OE Outlook Express Operator Error OED Oxford English Dictionary OEM Original Equipment Manufacurer OFAY Offensive term for a white person OFC Of Course OFGS Oh, For God's Sake OFH Old Folks' Home OFOC Overwhelming Feelings of Concern OFWGKTA Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers) OG Original Gangster Old Git OGIM Oh God It's Monday OGK Only God Knows OGM misspelling of OMG OGN Online Gaming Network OH Other Half OHAC Own House And Car OHAI Oh, Hi OHIM Oh Hell, It's Monday OHK Oh,Ok OHKO One Hit Knock Out OHN Oh Hell, No! OHS Operator Head Space OHT One Handed Typing OHW One Hit Wonder OI Hey OIC Oh, I See OIK Unpleasant, unpopular person OIY Hey OJ Only Joking OJD Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder OJT On Job Training OK Only Kidding OKC Oklahoma City OKEY DOKEY OK OKI Okey Dokey, OK OKIES Okay OKW/E OK What-Ever OL Online Office Lady OLD BAG Grumpy old woman OLD LADY Wife, GF OLDFAG Long established member of an online community OLED Organic Light-Emitting Diode OLLG One Less Lonely Girl OLTL One Life To Live OM Old Man OM NOM Sound of eating OMA Oh My Allah OMB On My Break OMD Oh My Days OMDB Over My Dead Body OMDS same as OMD OMDZ Oh My Dayz OMFSM Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster OMG Oh My God OMGA Oh My Giddy Aunt OMGD Oh My God Dude OMGNA Oh My Gosh, Not Again OMGSH Oh My Gosh OMGZ same as OMG OMJ Oh My Jonas (JB) OMJC Oh My Jesus Christ OML Oh My Lord OMS Oh My Science OMSJ Oh My Sweet Jesus! OMT One More Thing OMW On My Way OMWH On My Way Home OMZ Oh My Zeus ON Drunk, high ON ONE Under the influence of drugs ON9 Stupid (Chinese) Online ONCO Or Nearest Cash Offer ONE One Love, goodbye ONG Misspelling of OMG ONION Ounce of a drug ONL Online ONM Oh, Never Mind ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again ONO Or Nearest Offer ONOZ Oh No ONS One Night Stand ONTD Oh No They Didn't ONUD Oh No You Didn't ONYD Oh No You Didn't OO Object Orientated Suprised OOA Out Of Ammo OOAK One Of A Kind OOBE Out Of Body Experience OOC Out Of Control/Character/Context OOF Out Of Office OOFT Sound made when impressed by something OOH Out Of Here OOI Out Of Interest OOM Out Of Mana (MMORPG) OOMF One Of My Friends/Followers OOML Out Of My League OOO Out Of Office OOP Out Of Place OOPS Word said after doing something wrong OOS Out Of Style OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind OOT Out Of Town OOTB Out Of The Box OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment OOTD Offer Of The Day Outfit Of The Day OOTO Out Of The Office OOTW Out Of This World OOYL Out Of Your League OOYM Out Of Your Mind OP Original Poster OPA Greek exclamation OPB Other People's Business OPK Other People's Kids OPM Other People's Money OPPA Older brother, male friend OPPS Misspelling of 'oops' OPS Operations Oops OPSEC Operations Security OREO Black on the outside, white on the inside ORG Online Reality Games Organization ORITE Alright, hello ORKUT Google's social network ORLY Oh Really ORN Oh Really Now ORO Expression of confusion ORZ Frustration, despair OS Operating System OSFA One Size Fits All OSLT Or Something Like That OSM Awesome OSO Other Significant Other OSS Open Source Software OSSIM Awesome OST Original Sound Track OT Off Topic OT3 One True Threesome OTA Over The Air OTAKU Obsessive fan OTAY Okay OTB Off The boat OTC Over The Counter OTD On The Dot Out The Door OTE Over The Edge OTF Off Topic Forum OTFL On The Floor Laughing OTG On The Go Off The Ground OTH Off The Hook OTK Over The Knee OTL like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees Out To Lunch OTLTA One Thing Led To Another OTM Of The Moment One Track Mind OTN On That Note OTO One Time Only OTOH On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other Other Hand OTP One True Pairing OTR On The Run OTS On The Side OTT Over The Top OTTH On The Third Hand OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OTW On The Way OTW On The Whole OTY Over To You OTZ same as ORZ OU Open University OUAT Once Upon A Time OUCH Interjection said when experiencing pain OUGHTA Ought to OUNCE 28 grams of drugs (usually marijuana) OUO Official Use Only OUTTA Out Of OVA Original Video Animation OVNO Or Very Near Offer OVO Obviously OW Ouch Other Woman Oh, Well OWK Other World Kingdom OWLING Crouching and staring like an owl OWN Beat, dominate (gaming) OWNED Dominated OWNM Oh Well, Never Mind OWOA One Way Or Another OWS Occupy Wall Street OWT Anything OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OX Sharp blade OXY OxyContin (or oxycodone), painkiller OY Oh Yeah OYB On Your Bike OYE Listen up OYG Oh Your God OYO On Your Own OZ Australia Ounce O_O Confused P Penny, pence P!ATD Panic! At The Disco (band) P&C Point and Click P&L Profit And Loss Peace And Love P&P Party And Play Postage And Packaging P) Pirate P/U Pick Up P/X Part exchange P12 Childish person P2C2E Process Too Complicated To Explain P2P Peer To Peer Pay To Play P2W Pay To Win P45 Employment severance form (UK) P4P Pound For Pound P90X Type of workout schedule P911 Parent Alert PA Personal Assistant PABX Private Automatic Branch Exchange PAC Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur PAD House, room PADDY Offensive term for an Irishman PAF Phone A Friend PAKI Offensive term for a Pakistani PAN Personal Area Network PANSY Sissy, unmanly person PANTHER Woman who likes older men PANTS Rubbish Trousers Underpants PAPARAZZI Photo-journalists PAPER Money PAR Disrespect PARA Paralytic, very drunk PARE Friend, pal PARTY POOPER A person who ruins the mood with their attitude PATCH Correction applied to a computer program PATD Panic At The Disco (band) PATT Party All The Time PAU Finished, done PAW Parents are watching PAX Peace PAYCE Peace PAYE Pay As You Earn PAYG Pay As You Go PB Personal Best PB&J Peanut Butter and Jelly PBB Pirate Bulletin Board PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly PBN Paintball Nation PBP Please Be Patient PBQ Please Be Quiet PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer) PBS Public Broadcasting Service PBUH Peace Be Upon Him PBWU Peace Be With You PBWY Peace Be With You PC Politically Correct Personal Computer PC 4 PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment PC4PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment. PCB Printed Circuit Board Please Come Back PCD Pussycat Dolls PCE Peace Goodbye PCI Peripheral Component Interconnect PCM Please Call Me PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association PCMIA Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor PCP Phencyclidine, Angel dust PD Public Domain PDA Personal Digital Assistant PDBAZ Please Don't Be A Zombie PDEA Public Display of Elderly Affection PDF Portable Document Format PDG Pretty Damn Good PDOA Public Display Of Affection PDP Pretty Darn Precious PDQ Pretty Damn Quick PDT Pacific Daylight Time PE Physical Education PEACE Goodbye PEACE OUT Goodbye PEAK Humiliating PEANUT Pet name for BF or GF PEAR Pear shaped, wrong PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair PEEPS People PEEPZ People PEER TO PEER Computer network without a central server PEERS People in the same group, equals in age, background etc PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract PEN Penitentiary, jail, prison PENDEJO Idiot, fool PENG Good looking person PENG A LENG Really sexy, very fit PEON Low ranking person PEPS People PER SE By or in itself, intrinsically PERF Perfect PERO But PERV Pervert PERVING Flirting in a creepy way PERVY Perverted, creepy PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals PEWPEW Laser sound PFA Please Find Attached PFB Please Find Below PFC Private First Class PFF Expression of disagreement PFFT Expression of dismissal PFP Picture For Proof PFT An exlamation of disbelief PG Parental Guidance PG-13 Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating) PGA Professional Golfers' Association PGDA Pretty Goddamn Awesome PGM Pro Gamer PGP Pretty Good Privacy (encryption) PH Pantyhose PHAIL Fail PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting PHB Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert) PHD Doctor of Philosphy PHEW Expression of relief PHISHING Scamming method used to get personal information PHOAR Expression of lust, physical attraction PHONY Fake object or person PHP Personal Home Page PHR33 Free PHU Potential Hook Up PHWOAR Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot PI Greek letter Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference PIBE Play It By Ear PIC Picture Partner In Crime PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer PID Stupid PIECE Gun, weapon Work of graffiti (masterpiece) Pipe for smoking drugs PIF Marijuana PIFF Purple weed PIG Police officer PIGEON Woman using a man for personal gain PIGS The police PIKEY Offensive term for a Gypsy/traveller PILLOCK Idiot, fool PIMPL Pee In My Pants Laughing PIN Personal Identification Number PINCHED Caught, arrested PING Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper) PINK TOE White girl PINNER Thin marijuana cigarette PINOY Filipino man PIPA Protect IP Act PIPS Easy, not difficult PIQ Person In Question PIR Parent In Room PISSED Angry Drunk PISSED OFF Mad, angry PITCH Contribute money PITME Peace In the Middle East PITR Parent In The Room PIU Pump It Up PIX Pictures PJ Poor/Personal Joke Cheap alcoholic beverage PJ'S Pyjamas, night wear PJS Pajamas PK Player Kill (MMORPG) PKB Pot, Kettle, Black PKI Public Key Infrastructure PKIT Please Keep In Touch PKMN Pokemon PKS Painkillers PL OK (typo) PL0X Please PLA People's Liberation Army PLANK Idiot, stupid person PLANKING Lying face down in an unusual place PLASTIC Credit Card PLC Public Limited Company PLD Poor Life Decision PLEB Commoner, inferior person PLH Peace, Love and Happiness PLI Potential Love Interest PLIES American rapper PLIX Please PLL Pretty Little Liar PLMA Please Leave Me Alone PLMK Please Let Me Know PLONK Cheap wine PLONKER Idiot PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder PLOX Please PLR Private Label Rights PLS Please PLU People Like Us PLUMBUM Plumber's crack PLUR Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect PLX Please PLZ Please PM Private Message Post Meridiem (afternoon) PMA Positive Mental Attitude PMB Private Message Box PMC Post Meal Cigarette PMD Put Me Down PMF Pardon My French PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth! PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PMT Pre-Menstrual Tension PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn PNC Point and Click Partner in Crime PNG Image file format PNL Peace And Love PNP Party and Play PNR Passenger Name Record PNW Pacific North West POA Plan Of Action POCKET DIAL Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket POCKO Pocket POD Passed Out Drunk POF Plenty of Fish (dating site) POI Point(s) Of Interest POIDH Pics Or It Didn't Happen POKER FACE Expressionless face POKEY Prison POLY Polyamory, loving more than one person at a time POM Australian name for an English person POMG Oh My God (variation) PON On same as PWN PONED Powerfully owned, dominated PONR Point Of No Return POOL SHARK Good pool player POP Popular (music) POP A SQUAT Sit down POP3 Post Office Protocol v3 (for email) POPO Police Officer(s) POPPER Amyl Nitrate POPPERS Amyl nitrate (recreational drug) POPPIN Going on, happening POPPING Dance style POPS Father PORCH MONKEY Person who sits on their porch, lazy person POSE Suppose POSS Possibly POST Hang out POT Mariujana POT HEAD Person who smokes WEED POTC Pirates Of The Carribean POTD Post Of The Day POTO Phantom Of The Opera POTS Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk) POTUS President of the United States POTW Patient of the Week (House M.D.) POV Point Of View POW Prisioner of War POWN same as PWN POZ HIV positive PPB Parts Per Billion PPC Pay Per Click PPD Post Potter Depression PPL People PPLE People PPLZ People PPM Parts Per Million PPPW Per Person, Per Week PPS Post-Post Script PPT Microsoft PowerPoint PPU Please Pick Up PPV Pay Per View PQ Party Quest (game) PR Public Relations PRANG Scared PRATT Stupid person PRAWN Girl who is good looking except for her face PRC People's Republic of China PREE Watch, stare at PREGGERS Pregnant PREGGO Pregnant PREGO Pregnant PREP Prepare PRESH Precious Awesome, cool PRESSIE Present, gift PRI Pretty PRIT Ugly PRO BONO For (public) good (Latin) PROB Probably PROBS Probably PROBZ Probably PROC Programmed Random Occurrence PROD Protestant PROG Progressive rock music Program PROJECT same as HOOD PROLLY Probably PROMO Promotional material PROPS Respect, recognition PROXY Agent, middle man PROZZIE Prostitute PRW Parents Are Watching PRY Probably PS PhotoShop Play Station Post Script PS & QS Pints and Quarts Please and Thank Yous PS/2 Computer port for keyboard or mouse PS2 Play Station 2 PS3 Play Station 3 PSA Publice Service Announcement PSB Please See Below PSD Photoshop Data file PSH Dismissive expression PSHAW Expression of disbelief, scepticism PSI Pounds per Square Inch (pressure) Greek letter PSM Personal Short Message PSN Playstation Network PSP PlayStation Portable PSR Pretty Standard, Really PST Please Send Tell Pacific Standard Time PSTN Public Switched Telephone Network PSU Power Supply Unit PSX Playstation X PSYCHED Excited, pumped up PT Phantasy Tour Physical Training PTB Powers That Be Pass The Buck Please Text Back PTDR Pete De Rire (French for LOL) PTE Private (military rank) PTI Pardon The Interruption PTL Praise The Lord PTM Please Tell Me PTO Paid Time Off PTP Pay To Play Peer To Peer PTSD Post Traumatic Stress Disorder PTT Push-To-Talk PTW Play To Win Professional Time Waster PTZ Pan-Tilt-Zoom PUA Pick Up Artist PUB Public house, bar PUFF Marijuana PUG Pick Up Group PUKKA Genuine, top quality PULL Make out with PUMA Woman who dates younger men PUMPED Exhilarated, fired up PUNK Music genre PUNTER Customer PURDY Pretty PURP same as PURPLE PURPLE Strong marijuana PUSH Sell (drugs) PUV Public Utility Vehicle PV Promotional Video PVC Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl PVE Player versus Environment (MMORPG) PVM Player Versus Monster PVP Player v Player PVR Personal Video Recorder PVT Private PWD Password PWEASE Babyish form of Please PWM Professional White Male PWN Own, dominate PWND same as PWNED PWNED Owned, dominated Perfectly Owned PWNT same as PWNED PWOR Proceeding With Orders Recieved PWOS Parents Watching Over Shoulder PWP Plot? What Plot? PWT Poor White Trash PX Post Exchange Part Exchange PYP Play Your Position PYT Pretty Young Thing PZ Peace Q Thank You Q&A Question and Answer Q/A Question and Answer Q1 First Quarter Quake 1 (Game) Q4U Question For You Q8 Kuwait QA Quality Assurance Question and Answer QANTAS Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service QB Quarter Back QC Quality Control QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved) QFE Quoted For Emphasis QFP Quoted For Posterity QFT Quoted For Truth QI Quite Interesting QK Ninja QL Cool Quietly Laughing QLD Queensland QNA Question and Answer QNO Quiet Night Out QOL Quality Of Life QOS Quantam Of Solace QOTD Quote Of The Day QOTSA Queens Of The Stone Age (Band) QP Quarter Pound (of weed) QQ Crying Quit QQ4U Quick Question For You QR Queer QS Quick Scope QSL Confirmed QT Cutie QTPI Cutie Pie QTR Quarter QTY Quantity QUACK Doctor QUE What? QURL Girl QVC Quality Value Convenience (shopping channel) QWERTYUIOP Bored R Are R&B Rhythm And Blues R&D Replicate and Duplicate Research and Development R&R Rest and Relaxation R5 Region 5 (DVD region) RA Resident Advisor Resident Assistant RAC Rock Against Communism RACHET Crazy, nasty RACKS Money (in thousands) RAD Radical, cool RADAR Radio Detection And Ranging RAFL same as ROFL RAGE Party very hard, get wasted RAGO Whatever, OK RAH Pompous or superior person RAIL Line of cocaine RAILS Lines of cocaine RAINCHECK Postponement RAK Random Act of Kindness RAM Random Access Memory RANDOM Unexpected, unpredictable RANGA Redhead (derogatory) RANK Disgusting, gross RAOK Random Act Of Kindness RAP Music genre RAPID Cool, excellent RAPPER Urban poet RAR File compression type RAS Remote Access Server RASTA Rastafarian RAT Snitch, telltale RATCHET Undesirable, coarse woman RATM Rage Against the Machine (band) RATS Damn RAWK Rock RAWL Roll Around While Laughing RAWR Right Answer, Wrong Reason RAZZ Make fun of Get drunk RBAU Right Back At You RBAY Right Back At You RBG Revolutionary But Gangsta RBTL Read Between The Lines RBV Red Bull and Vodka RC Random Chat Radio Controlled RCH A very small unit of measurement RCON Remote Console RCT Roller Coster Tycoon RCVD Received RD Real Deal RDC Really Don't Care RDJ Robert Downey Jr. RDM Random Death Match RDO Regular Day Off RDR Red Dead Redemption (Game) RDRR Har-de-har-har RDV Rendez-Vous RDY Ready RE Regarding RE-GIFT Pass an unwanted gift on to someone else REC Recreation (ground) RED COAT British soldier Holiday camp worker REDBONE Light skinned colored person REDNECK Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA REDONCULOUS Ridiculous REEFA same as REEFER REEFER Marijuana REEM Gorgeous, sexy, nice REF Refugee REG Regular REGGIE Regular weed REGS Regular Low quality marijuana REL Relative Irrelevant RELLIES Relatives REM Rapid Eye Movement Rock band RENTS Parents REP Represent Reputation Repetition REQ Request Required RES Resin RESH Depressing RESTECPA Respect (Ali G) RETRO Old fashioned style REV Make an engine go faster Reverend REZ Indian reservation RFC Request For Comment RFI Request For Information RFID Radio Frequency Identification RFP Request for Proposal RFQ Request For Quotation RFT Right First Time RFTS Reach For The Stars RFYL Run For Your Life RGB Red, Green, Blue RGDS Regards RGR Roger RH Road Head RHCP Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band) RHD Right Hand Drive RHI Rumour Has It RHINO Older man looking for a younger woman RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges RHS Right Hand Side RIB Make fun of RICE Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements RICK ROLL Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video RIDIC Ridiculous RIF Reduction In Force RIFRAF Common people, trailer trash RIH Rot In Hell RINGTONE Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call RINO Republican In Name Only RIP Convert music/video on CD to MP3s Rest In Peace RIPPED Well defined muscles Stoned RIS Received In Swap RITE Right Write RIYL Recommended If You Like RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms RL Real Life RLAB Roll Like A Buffalo RLF Real Life Friend RLTW Rangers Lead The Way RLY Really RLZ Rules RM Remake RMA Return Merchandise Authorization RME Rolling My Eyes RML Read My Lips RMR Remember RMT Real-Money Trading RMV Results May Vary RN Right Now Registered Nurse RNA Ribonucleic Acid RNB Rhythm And Blues RNG Random Number Generator RNR Rock 'N Roll RO Ragnarok Online (MMORPG) ROACH The end of a JOINT ROAR Right Of Admission Reserved ROCKBAND Music video game ROCKIN Awesome ROCKS Crack cocaine ROE Rules Of Engagement ROF Rate Of Fire ROFL ROFC Rolling On Floor Crying ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing ROFLCOPTER LOL, ROFL etc ROFLOL Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud ROFTL Misspelling of ROTFL ROG Really Old Git ROGER THAT I Understand, OK ROH Ring of Honor (wrestling) ROI Return on Investment ROLF Rolling On Laughing Floor ROLL Experience the effects of Ecstasy ROLLED Robbed, beaten ROLLIN High on drugs ROM Read-Only Memory ROM COM Romantic Comedy ROOTS Type of Reggae music ROR Raughing out Roud ROS Right On Schedule ROSES Money ROTC Reserve Officer Training Corps ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied) ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing ROTK Return of the King (Tolkien) ROTM Run Of The Mill ROV Remotely Operated Vehicle ROW Rest Of the World ROX Rocks ROXOR Rocks, Awesome ROXORZ Rocks ROY Relative of yours? ROZZERS Police RP Role Play RPC Role Playing Chat RPF Real Person Fiction RPG Rocket Propelled Grenade Role Playing Game RPM Revolutions Per Minute RPS Rock Paper Scissors (game) RQ Random Questions (Livejournal community) RR Restroom RRD Rick Rolled RRP Recommended Retail Price RRR Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic RS RuneScape, a MMORPG RSA An encryption algorithm RSI Repetitive Strain Injury RSN Real Soon Now RSPB Royal Society for the Protection of Birds RSPCA Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals RSRSRS same as LOL RSS Rich Site Summary Really Simple Syndication RSVP Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply) RT Retweet Real Time RTA Road Traffic Accident RTB Return To Base RTD Ready To Drink RTE National broadcaster in Ireland RTF Return The Favour RTFAQ Read The FAQ RTFI Read The Flipping Instructions RTFM Read The Flipping Manual RTG Ready To Go RTHX Thank you for the Retweet RTM Read The Manual RTO Radio Telephone Operator RTR Roll Tide Roll RTS Real Time Strategy RTV Rock The Vote RTW Ready To Wear Round The World RU Are You? RUA Are You Alone? RUCA Girlfriend RUDEBOY Gangster Ska fan RUGGER Rugby RUH ROH Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style RUKA Gangster girl, MOLL RUKM Are You Kidding Me? RUMBLE Brawl, fight RUO Weak (Chinese) RUOK Are You OK? RUS Are You Serious? RUT Are You There RV Recreational Vehicle RVB Red Versus Blue (popular web-series) RVR Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG) RW Read-Write RWD Rear Wheel Drive RWL Roaring With Laughter RWNJ Right Wing Nut Job RWP Random Wall Post RWYS Reap What You Sow RX Prescription RYC Regarding Your Comment RYN Read Your Note Regarding Your Note RYO Roll Your Own RYT Right, alright S&D Search and Destroy S&M Sadism and Masochism S&P Salt and Pepper S/ Substitute first word with second S/B Should Be S/N Serial Number S/O Shout Out Significant Other S/T Self Titled S2 Love (heart shape) S2G Swear To God S2R Send To Receive S2S Sorry To Say Safe To Say S2U Same To You S4S Support For Support (MySpace) SA Sibling Alert SAB Smoking A Blunt SACK Bed SAD Pathetic Seasonal Adjustment Disorder SAE Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope SAF Single Asian Female SAFE Something or someone good SAFM Stay Away From Me SAG Wear trousers low around the waist SAGE Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped SAHD Stay At Home Dad SAHM Stay At Home Mom SAHN Son SAHW Stay At Home Wife SALA Idiot, moron SALAM Peace (Arabic) SALTS Smiled A Little Then Stopped SALTY Upset, annoyed, embarrassed SALUT Hi SAM Stop Annoying Me SAMEFAG Person with multiple aliases on forums SAN Japanese name suffix, Mr or Ms SANGA Sandwich SANK Something SANS Without (French) SAP Sad And Pathetic Fool SARCY Sarcastic SARGE Chat up SARKY Sarcastic SAS Special Air Service SASE Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope SAT Scholastic Assessment Test SATA Serial Advanced Technology Attachment SATC Sex And The City (TV show) SATS Standard Attainment Tests SAUCE Misspelling of 'source' SAUCED Drunk SAVAGE Brutal but awesome SAVVY Do you understand? Knowledgeable, well informed SAWP same as SUP SAYONARA Goodbye (Japanese) SB Somebody SBD Silent But Deadly SBF Single Black Female SBI Surrounded By Incompetence SBJ Sweet Baby Jesus SBM Single Black Male SBS Step By Step SBSP SpongeBob SquarePants SBT Sorry 'Bout That SC StarCraft (game) Silent Chuckle SCA Scandal SCALLY Low life, trailer trash SCAM Rip off Make out SCART Audio/Video TV connector SCH School SCHEMIE Someone from a council estate SCHWAG Low grade marijuana SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SCO San Fransisco SCOFF Food Eat fast Sneer SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States SCOUSE Relating to Liverpool SCOUSER Person from Liverpool SCRAM Go away SCRAN Food SCRAP Fight SCREB Dirty, scruffy person SCRILLA Money, cash SCRIM Practice game SCRUB Loser who thinks he's something SCSI Small Computer System Interface SCUBA Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus SD Sweet Dreams Secure Digital (memory card) So Drunk SDA Seventh-Day Adventist SDK Software Development Kit SDRAM Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory SDSL Symmetric DSL SE Special Edition SEC Second SED Said SEEDS Marijuana seeds Children SEEN I see, understood SEHR Very SEKC Sexy SEKKLE Calm down SELFIE Picture of yourself, usually taken by yourself SEM Search Engine Marketing SENIOR MOMENT Lapse of memory, logic or mental function SEO Search Engine Optimization SEP Somebody Else's Problem SERP Search Engine Results Page SES Marijuana SESH Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc) SET Division of a gang SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SETI Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence SEVIE Seventh Grader SEXPOT Sexy Person SEXT Send suggestive text messages SF Science Fiction San Francisco SFAM Sister From Another Mister SFLR Sorry For Late Reply SFO San Francisco International Airport SFP Sorry for Partying SFR Smiling For Real SFSG So Far So Good SFTBC Sorry For The Broadcast SFW Safe For Work SFX Sound Effects SG2M Sounds Good To Me SGO Let's Go SGT Sergeant SGTM Sounds Good To Me SH Same Here SHADDAP Shut up SHADE Casual, disrespectful SHADES Sunglasses SHADY Shifty, sly, sneaky SHAFT Screw, rip off SHANK Homemade knife Stab SHAWN Attractive man SHAWTY Young girl/woman SHEILA Woman SHELL-LIKE Ear SHERM Cigarette dipped in PCP SHH Be quiet, shut up SHILL Decoy, person in on a scam SHINNY Informal game of hockey SHIOK Expression of happiness, pleasure SHIP Romantic relationship SHIV Home made knife SHIZZLE Sure SHK Should Have Known SHM Simple Harmonic Motion SHMILY See How Much I Love You SHO Sure Super High Output SHOOK Scared, frightened SHOOP Photoshop SHOOTER Gun Person who fires a gun SHOPPED Photoshopped, manipulated SHORTY Girlfriend, attractive girl SHOTGUN Front passenger seat SHOTTA Thug, gangster Drug dealer SHOULDA Should have SHRINK Psychiatrist SHU Secure Housing Unit SHUBZ House party, rave SHUCKS Expression of modesty or disappointment SHUG Sugar SHUP Shut Up SHURUP Shut Up SHUSH Shut up, be quiet SHUX Shucks, expression of modesty SHWE Should We SI Stop It Stupid Idiot SIA Sorry I Asked SIAP Sorry If Already Posted SIAS Say It Ain't So SIC Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake SICK Awesome, cool SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SID Acid, LSD SIDK Sorry, I Didn't Know SIDS Sudden Infant Death Syndrome SIF As If SIFS Secret Internet Fatties SIG Signature SIGH Exhale depressedly SIK same as SICK SIKE Indicating the previous statement is false Psyche SIKED Psyched, excited about SIL Son-In-Law SIM Subscriber Identity Module SIM CARD Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone SIMMER Relax, chill SIO Bye SIP YEP in Spanish SIS Sister SIT Stay In Touch SITD Still In The Dark SITREP Situation Report SITTING DUCK Vulnerable, helpless target SITU Situation SIV Bad goalie in hockey SIW Someone Is Watching SIWOTI Someone Is Wrong On The Internet SIZZLE Drug OC, oxycontin SJ Society of Jesus San Jose SK8 Skate SK8R Skater SKANKIN Form of dancing SKEED High SKEEN I See, Seen SKENG Knife, blade Gun, firearm SKETCH Unusual, dubious SKEWL School SKI Spend Kids' Inheritance Snort cocaine SKI INSTRUCTOR Cocaine dealer SKIDADDLE Go away SKINNY Information, gossip Thin SKINS Cigarette papers TV teen drama SKINT Broke, having no money SKITTLES Drugs SKITZ Schitzophrenic SKL School SKN OK, cool, whatever SKO Let's Go SKOOL School SKRILLA Money SKU Stock Keeping Unit SKUX A guy who's good with women SKYPE Internet telephone SL So Lame SLA Service Level Agreement SLAB Slow Low/Loud And Bangin', customized car SLAN Goodbye SLAP Sounds Like A Plan SLAPPED Drunk SLD Second Level Domain SLEW Cut down, kill SLF Sounds Like Fun SLFN So Long For Now SLH Santa's Little Helper SLI Scalable Link Interface SLICE Eighth of an ounce (3.5 grams) of marijuana SLICK Sharp, cool, smooth SLM Salaam (hello) SLOB Lazy, untidy, dirty person SLOL Seriously Laughing Out Loud SLOSHED Drunk SLR Single Lens Reflex (camera) SLT Salut, hello SLUGS Bullets SLY Still Love You SMACK Heroin SMACKED High on marijuana SMAD Sad and mad SMDH Shaking My Damn Head SMDHE Some Mothers Do Have Em SME Small/Medium Enterprises SMEG All purpose swear word SMEXI Smart and Sexy SMEXY Smart and sexy SMFT So Much For That SMG Sub-Machine Gun SMGDH Shaking My God Damn Head SMH Shaking My Head SMHID Shaking My Head In Despair SMIB Southern Maryland Inbred SMIDSY Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You SMIZE Smile with your eyes SML Screw My Life Story of My Life SMN Shoot Me Now SMOG Sweet Mother Of God SMOOCH Kiss SMOOSH Hug, squeeze SMS Short Message Service SMT Sucking My Teeth SMTH Something SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol SMURF Experienced gamer posing as a newbie SN Screen Name Side Note SN1 Spare No One SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy Sausage SNAIL MAIL Regular postal service SNAKE Snitch, back stabber SNAKE OIL Fake medicine SNAKING Flirting SNAP Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc SNC Social Network Check SND Search And Destroy SNES Super Nintendo Entertainment System SNF So Not Funny SNIDE Fake or counterfeit SNIFF Cocaine SNIPE Bid on eBay just before the auction ends SNITCH Person who tells on someone SNK Video game company SNM Say No More SNOG Kiss SNOOKIE Pet name for BF or GF SNOUT Cigarette SNOW Cocaine SNR Signal To Noise Ratio SNSD Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group SNU What's New? SNYK So Now You Know SO Significant Other Shout Out SO SO Neither good nor bad, average SOA State Of Alert (band) SOAD System Of A Down (Band) SOAG Son Of A Gun SOCKPUPPET Person using a false identity SOCOM Special Operations Command SOD OFF Go away, get lost SOE Sony Online Entertainment SOF Soldier Of Fortune (Game) SOFT Powdered cocaine SOG Sea Of Green (cannabis growing) SOH Sense Of Humor SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure SOI Statement of Intent SOIDH Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen SOK That's OK SOLID Cool, awesome SOML Story Of My Life SOMSW Someone Over My Shoulder Watching SON Close Friend SONAR SOund Navagation And Ranging SOO So SOOC Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped) SOOD Cool SOOTB Straight Out Of The Box SOP Standard Operating Procedure SOPA Stop Online Piracy Act SORN Statutory Off Road Notification SORTA Sort of SOS Save Our Souls (Help!) SOTA State Of The Art SOTD Song Of The Day SOTU State of the Union SOUND Cool, awesome, good SOUR Strong WEED SOW Female police officer SOWIE Sorry SOX Socks SOY Shame On You SOYW Something On Your Wall SOZ Sorry SP2 Service Pack 2 SPAG Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar SPAM Unsolicted email SPANNER Idiot, fool SPARK Set light to (marijuana) SPAT Fight, argument, tiff SPAZ Spastic SPCA Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals SPECTRE Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion SPED Someone who needs special education SPEXY Sexy with glasses SPF Strictly Platonic Friend SPG Special Patrol Group SPIC Offensive term for a Hispanic person SPIM Instant Messaging SPAM SPINS Effect of drinking too much SPIT GAME Act of flirting SPITAL Hospital SPLIF A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis SPLIFF same as SPLIF SPM South Park Mexican (rapper) SPN Supernatural (TV show) SPOC Single Point of Contact SPOILER Something you would've prefered to find out yourself SPOOF Tube used to reduce smoking smells SPOON Cuddle SPOT Lend money SPOT ON Absolutely correct, perfect SPQR Senatus Populusque Romanus (the Senate and the people of Rome) SPROG Child SPRUNG Obsessed with someone, in love SPST Same Place, Same Time SPUN Under the influence of methamphetamine SPURS US Basketball team UK football team (Tottenham Hotspur) SQ Sound Quality SQL Structured Query Language (for databases) SQTM Smiling Quietly To Myself SQUARE Cigarette SRH Supporting Radical Habits (Clothing) SRM Stark Raving Mad SRO Standing Room Only SRS Serious SRSLY Seriously SRT Street and Racing Technology SRY Sorry SS Screen Shot SSA Subject Says All SSBB Super Smash Brothers Brawl (game) SSBHM Super Sized BHM SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual SSD Solid State Drive SSDD Same Stuff Different Day SSH Secure Shell (Unix program) SSID Service Set Identifier SSL Secure Socket Layer See Subject Line SSWA So Say We All ST Something ST00F Stuff STA Surveillance and Target Acquisition STACK $1000 STAHP Stop STAMP OK STAN Stalker Fan STANDARD Of course, goes without saying STANG Ford Mustang STAR Friend, buddy STAT Immediately (from Latin statim) STATS Statistics STB Soon To Be STBE Soon-To-Be Ex STBX Soon-To-Be Ex STBY Sucks To Be You Sorry To Bother You STC Subject to Change STEAL Punch STEAMING Drunk, intoxicated STEEZ Style with ease STEEZE Style with ease STELLA Flirty girl STELLAR Awesome, excellent STEM Mix of STUD and FEM STET Let it stand (Latin) STEXT Sexy text message STG Swear To God STH Something STHG Something STHU Shut The Hell Up STK Shoot To Kill STM Short Term Memory STMF Stay Thirsty My Friends STML Short Term Memory Loss STN Spend The Night STNY Same Time Next Year STOKED Very happy, excited STOPE Awesome, cool STR Strength Short Term Relationship STR8 Straight STRAP Gun STROP Sulk, tantrum STS Smirk To Self STSP Same Time Same Place STTN Sleeping Through the Night STUNNER Good looking person STW Search The Web STY Same To You STYL Speak To You Later SU Shut Up SUAD Shut Up And Drive SUBS Subwoofers SUCKS Is bad, is rubbish SUFI Super Finger SUGAR DADDY Rich older man SUH Sir SUIT Businessman, boss SUL See You Later SULA Sweaty Upper Lip Alert SUM Some SUM1 Someone SUMFIN Something SUMMAT Something SUP What's Up SUPER Very, really SURE Yes (often sarcastic) SUS Suspect, suspicious SUSS Discover, understand Suspicious SUV Sport Utility Vehicle SUX Sucks SVP S'il Vous Plait (please in French) SVS Someone Very Special SVU Special Victims Unit SW So What? Star Wars Street Worker SWAGG Style, coolness, confidence SWAGGA Style or personality SWAGGER A person's style SWAK Sealed With A Kiss SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWAMBO She Who Always Must Be Obeyed SWANK Cool, classy Single Woman And No Kids Second Wife And No Kids SWAT Special Weapons And Tactics SWEAT Like, love SWED Smoke Weed Every Day SWEET Awesome SWEETIE Pet name for BF or GF SWEETY same as SWEETIE SWERVE Move On SWEXY Sweet and sexy SWF Single White Female SWG Star Wars Galaxies (game) SWIDT See What I Did There? SWIFT Awesome SWIM Someone Who Isn't Me SWIR So Wrong, It's Right SWISHER Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs SWIY Someone Who Isn't You SWIZ Con, rip-off SWIZZLE Sweet SWK Star Wars Kid SWM Single White Male SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed SWND Sound SWOG Uncoolness, opposite of SWAGG SWOL Well built, muscular SWOLE Muscular, in good shape SWOT Person who is always studying SWPF Single White Professional Female SWPL Stuff White People Like SWPM Single White Professional Male SWT Sweat Sweet SWTOR Star Wars: The Old Republic (game) SWW Slippery When Wet SWY Sowwy (sorry) SWYD Sleep When You're Dead SWYP So What's Your Point? SXE Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex) SY Sincerely Yours SYA See You SYF Shut Your Face SYG Shut Your Gob SYIH See You In Hell SYITM See You In The Morning SYK So You Know SYL See You Later SYLA See You Later Alligator SYM Shut Your Mouth So You Mad? SYMBIAN Mobile phone OS SYNC Synchronize SYNT See You Next Time SYOTOS See You On The Other Side SYRS See You Real Soon SYS See Ya Soon SYSOP System Operator SYT See You Tomorrow See You There SYTYCD So You Think You Can Dance SYWISY See You When I See You S^ What's Up T-T Crying T.T Crying T2M Talk To Me T2T Time To Talk T2UL Talk To You Later T2YL Talk To You Later T4P Thanks For Posting T4T Tit For Tat Thanks For Trade TA Thank you TAB Acid, LSD Cigarette TABOO Forbidden, not talked about TAC Cannabis resin TACKY In bad taste TACP Take A Chill Pill TAD Small amount TADA Exclamation when something is finished TAE Trial And Error TAF Tell A Friend TAFF Person from Cardiff or Wales generally TAFN That's All For Now TAFW Time Away From Work TAG Personal signature TAGL There's a good lad TAHT That TAI Think About It TAKS Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills TAL Thanks A Lot Try Again Later TAMW That Awkward Moment When ... TANJ There Ain't No Justice TANK Large person, heavily built TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch TAPPED Crazy TAR Not very pure heroin TARD Retarded person TARDIS Time And Relative Dimentions In Space TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up TASTY Good looking Cool, awesome TAT Tattoo Rubbish, junk TATA Goodbye TATO Alright, OK TATT Tattoo TAV Marijuana TAW Teachers Are Watching TAY Thinking About You TAZE Annoy, irritate TB Text Back TBA To Be Announced TBBH To Be Brutally Honest TBBT The Big Bang Theory (TV Show) TBC To Be Continued TBCH To Be Completely Honest TBD To Be Decided TBE To be Edited TBF To Be Fair TBFU Too Bad For You TBH To Be Honest TBM Tactical Boyfriend Mention TBMS To Be More Specific TBNT Thanks, But No Thanks TBPH To Be Perfectly Honest TBQF To Be Quite Frank TBQH To Be Quite Honest TBR To Be Real TBS Tablespoon To Be Specified TBSS Too Bad, So Sad TBT Truth Be Told TBTF Too Big To Fail TBTG Thanks Be To God TBTH To Be Totally Honest TBTP That's Beside The Point TBU To Be Updated TBX To Be Exact TBYS Think Before You Speak TC Take Care TCB Taking Care of Business TCBY The Country's Best Yogurt TCCIC Take Care 'Cause I Care TCFC Too Close For Comfort TCFN Take Care For Now TCFS Too Cool For School TCG Trading Card Game TCGB Take Care, God Bless TCH Sound of disagreement, frustration TCK Third Culture Kid TCL Tool Command Language TCOB Taking Care of Buisness TCOY Take Care Of Yourself TCP Transmission Control Protocol TCP/IP Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol TCTC To Close To Call TD Touchdown TDDUP Til Death Do Us Part TDDWP Til Death Do We Part TDF To Die For TDG Too Damn Good Three Days Grace (band) TDH Tall, Dark, and Handsome TDI Turbo Direct Injection Turbo Diesel Injection TDL To Do List TDM Team DeathMatch TDOT Toronto TDS Technical Dificulties TDTF Too Drunk to Function TDWP The Devil Wears Prada (Band) TDY Temporarily Deployed for a Year TE AMO I love you (Spanish) TEAL DEER same as TLDR TEC Tec 9 handgun TECH Technician Technology TEE T-shirt TEEF Steal Teeth TEEN Teenager, teenage TEH The Used to emphasise the next word TEHO To Each His/Her Own TEK Tek-9 machine pistol Technique TEKKERS Technique (in sport) TELNET Network Virtual Terminal Protocol TEMP Temporary (worker, file, etc.) TEN Person with a perfect body TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TERRIBAD Terrible and Bad, awful TEVS Whatever TEXT An SMS message sent between cell phones TF2 Team Fortress 2 (Game) TFA Thanks For Asking TFC Team Fortress Classic (game) TFCD Time For Compact Disc TFFW Too Funny For Words TFI Thanks For the Information TFL Tip For Life Transport For London TFLMK Thanks For Letting Me Know TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share TFLN Texts From Last Night TFM Total Frat Move TFM2KAU2FO That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out TFMTK That's For Me To Know TFP Thanks For Playing TFRM Thanks For Reminding Me TFS Thanks For Sharing TFT The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III) Thin Film Transistor TFTA Thanks For The Add TFTC Thanks For The (Geo)Cache TFTD Thought For The Day TFTI Thanks For The Info TFTL Thanks for the Link TG Thank God Transgender Too Good TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally TGE Misspelling of 'the' TGFG Thank God For Google TGFI Thank God For the Internet TGFL Thank God For Life TGFT Thank God For That TGI Thank God It's ... TGIA Thank God I'm Alive TGIAF Thank God It's Almost Friday TGIF Thank God It's Friday TGIM Thank God It's Monday TGIO Thank God It's Over TGIT Thank God It's Thursday TGOD Taylor Gang Or Die TGP Thumbnail Gallery Post TGTBT Too Good To Be True THA The THABTO Two Heads Are Better Than One THANG Thing THANQ Thank You THANX Thanks THAR There THC Tetrahydrocannabinol, active ingredient in marijuana THE BOMB Really cool THE NICK Prison THICK Well proportioned, not fat or skinny THIS I agree THIZZ Ecstasy THIZZING Tripping on Ecstasy THIZZLE Esctasy tablet THN Then THNX Thanks THO Though THOT same as HOE THOU You THRASH Thrash metal (music style) THRU Through THT That THTH To Hot to Handle THUG Violent criminal Person struggling to make something of their life THUMBNAIL Small version of a picture THUMBS DOWN Sign of disapproval THUR There THURR There THWU To Hell With You THX Thanks TI Texas Instruments Rapper from Atlanta TI AMO I Love You (Italian) TIA Thanks In Advance TIAB To Infinity And Beyond TIC Tongue in Cheek TID Take It Down TIDY Cool, good TIE Take It Easy TIEF Thief, thieve TIEM Misspelling of 'time' TIF That Is Funny TIFF Argument, disagreement TIFN That's It For Now TIGHT Close Miserly TIIC The Idiots In Charge TIL Until Today I Learned TILII Tell It Like It Is TIM Time Is Money TIME Tears In My Eyes TINA Crystal Meth TINAG This Is Not A Game TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation TING Thing TINSTAFL There Is No Such Thing As Free Lunch TINWIS That Is Not What I Said TIOLI Take It Or Leave It TIPSY Slightly drunk TIRF That/This Is Really Funny TIS It Is TISA That Is So Awesome TISNF That is so not fair TITCH Small person TITCR This Is The Credited Response TITF Take It Too Far TITT Throw In The Towel, give up TIX Tickets TJA Hi (Swedish) TK Team Killer TKD Taekwondo TKM Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you) TKO Technical Knock Out TKS Thanks TKT Don't worry (French) TL Talk Later True Love Team Leader TL;DR same as TLDR TL;DW same as TLDW TLA Three Letter Acronym TLC Tender Loving Care TLD Top Level Domain TLDNR Too Long; Did Not Read TLDR Too Long; Didn't Read TLDW Too Long; Didn't Watch TLGO The List Goes On TLI Too Little Information TLK Talk TLND True Love Never Dies TLOL Truly Laughing Out Loud TLTR Too Long To Read TLYK To Let You Know TM Text Message Text Me Trademark TMA Take My Advice TMAI Tell Me About It TMB Text Me Back TMBG They Might Be Giants (band) TMBI Tell Me 'Bout It TMD Damn in Chinese Too Much Detail TME Too Much Effort TMF Too Much Forehead TMH Touch My Hand TMI Too Much Information TMK To My Knowledge TML Thank Me Later Text Me Later TMM Tell Me More TMMS That Made Me Smile TMN Touch Me Not TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TMO Tomorrow TMP Tactical Machine Pistol TMR Tomorrow TMRW Tomorrow TMS Too Much Swag(ger) TMSIDK Tell Me Something I Don't Know TMT Too Much Tuna TMTC Too Many To Count TMTH Too Much To Handle TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It TMTS Too Much Too Soon TMTT Too Much To Text TMW Tomorrow TMY Tell Me Why TMZ Thirty Mile Zone (celebrity news site) TNA Total Nonstop Action TNB There's Nothing Better TNBM True Norwegian Black Metal TNF That's Not Funny TNG The Next Generation (Star Trek) TNL To Next Level TNLN Took Nothing Left Nothing TNO Trust No One TNOP Totally Not Our Problem TNOT Take Note Of That TNSL Took Nothing, Signed Logbook (geocaching) TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TNT Til Next Time TNTM That's News To Me TNX Thanks TO Time Out TO BOOT As well, also TOAO The One And Only TOASTIE Toasted sandwich TOC Table Of Contents TOD Time Of Death Time Of Day TOEFL Test Of English as a Foreign Language TOEIC Test Of English for International Communication TOFT Take One For the Team TOFTT Take One For The Team TOH The Other Half TOKE Inhale marijuana smoke TOKER Someone who smokes marijuana TOL Thinking Out Loud Thinking Of Laughing TOM Time Of Month TOMBOUT Talking About TOMBOY Girl who behaves like a boy TOMO Tomorrow TOMOZ Tomorrow TON One hundred TONG Asian gangster TONK Strong, muscular TOOC Totally Out Of Control TOODLE Goodbye, toodle-pip TOOL Person of low intelligence, a fool TOON Online character in RPG TOOTLES See you later, goodbye TOOTSIES Toes, feet TOPPER Person who always has a better story TOPS Wonderful, fantastic TOS Terms Of Service TOT Small child TOTB Think Outside the Box TOTD Tip Of The Day Tweet Of The Day TOTE Carry TOTES Totally TOTES PRESH Totally Precious TOTEZ Totally TOTGA The One That Got Away TOTM Time Of The Month TOTS Totally TOTT Think on These Things TOTUS Teleprompter Of The United States TOTZ Totally TOUCH Beat, kill, rob TOUCHE Said when admitting opponent has made a good point TOW The Other Wiki (Wikipedia) TOWIE The Only Way Is Essex TOY Thinking Of You TP Toilet Paper Town Portal (diablo 2) TPAM The Person Above Me TPB The Pirate Bay TPE Total Power Exchange TPK Total Party Kill TPO Time, Place, Occasion TPS Totally pointless stuff TPT Trailer Park Trash TPTB The Powers That Be TQ Thank You TQM Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot) TR Triple Rainbow TR00 True, loyal TRA Bye TRAW Thick, Rich And White TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face TREE Marijuana TRG Tiny Rascal Gang TRICKIN Spending money on a girl TRIFE Trifling, unimportant TRILL True and Real TRIP Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug TRIPPING Under the influence of drugs TRM That Reminds Me TROL Police patrol TROLL A deliberately provocative message board user TROLLING The act of being a TROLL TROLOL LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING TROTW The Rest Of The World TROUT Older man looking for a younger woman TRU True TRU DAT That is True, I agree TRUFAX True Fact TRYNA Trying To TSA Transportation Security Administration TSB True Story Bro TSF That's So Funny TSGTM That SGTM TSIA Title Says It All TSK Sound of annoyance TSM Thanks So Much TSN The Sports Network TSP Teaspoon TSTB The Sooner The Better TSTL Too Stupid To Live TSUP same as SUP TT Telegrahic Transfer Till tomorrow TT4N Ta Ta For Now TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTC Trying To Conceive TTD Textually Transmitted Disease TTEOT Till The End of Time TTFAF Through The Fire And Flames (song) TTFL Ta Ta For Later TTFN Ta-Ta For Now TTFW Too Tacky For Words TTG Time To Go TTGG Time To Go Girl TTH Trying Too Hard TTIUWP This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures TTIWWP This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures TTJASI Take This Job And Shove It TTL Thank The Lord Time To Live (network cache) TTLY Totally TTM Talk To Me TTML Talk To Me Later TTO Time To Own TTOTM That Time Of The Month TTP To The Point TTR Time To Relax TTT Third Tier Toilet (bad school) TTTE Thomas The Tank Engine TTTH Talk To The Hand TTTT These Things Take Time TTTTY Time To Talk To You TTUL Talk To You Later TTUS Talk To You Soon. TTUT Talk To You Tomorrow TTUTT To Tell You the Truth TTY Talk To You TTYF Talk To You Forever TTYIAB Talk To You In A Bit TTYITM Talk To You In The Morning TTYL Talk To You Later TTYM Talk to You Ma TTYN Talk To You Never TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon TTYS Talk To You Soon TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow TTYTT To Tell You The Truth TTYVS Talk To You Very Soon TT_TT Crying TUDE Bad attitude TUFF Rugged TUL Tell You Later Text You Later TUNE Flirt TURF Area, part of the neighborhood TUVM Thank You Very Much TUX The penguin Linux mascot Tuxedo TVD The Vampire Diaries TVM Thanks Very Much TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name TWD Texting While Driving TWEAKED High on drugs TWEAKING same as SPUN TWEEKER A methamphetamine user TWEET A post on Twitter TWEETER Person who posts on Twitter TWF That Was Funny TWFAF That's What Friends Are For TWHS That's What He Said TWID That's What I Do TWIMC To Whom It May Concern TWISTED High and drunk TWIT Foolish person That's What I Thought TWITA That's What I'm Talking About TWITCON Profile picture on Twitter TWITTER A social networking site TWITTER JAIL Having reached your tweeting limit TWLOHA To Write Love On Her Arms TWOC Taken Without Owner's Consent TWONK Idiot, fool TWOP Television Without Pity TWOT Total Waste Of Time TWS Typical Woman Syndrome TWSS That's What She Said TWT Time Will Tell TWTMC To Whom This May Concern TWU That's What's Up TWYL Talk With You Later TWYMS That's What Your Mom Said TX Thanks TXT SMS message TY Thank You TYB Try Your Best TYBG Thank You Based God TYFAYS Thank You For All Your Support TYFE Thank You For Everything TYFYT Thank You For Your Time TYG There You Go TYJ Thank You Jesus TYL Text You Later TYLJ Thank You Lord Jesus TYM Thank You Much TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested TYPO Typing mistake TYS Thank You Sir TYSM Thank You So Much TYSVM Thank You So Very Much TYT Take Your Time TYVM Thank You Very Much T^T Crying T_T Crying U You U.U Expressing sympathy U2 You Too U2B YouTube U2U Up To You UA4I You Asked For It UAC User Account Control UAE United Arab Emirates UAK You Already Know UAN Universal Access Number UARK You Already Know UAV Urban Assault Vehicle UB2 You Be Too UB3R Uber, very UBD User Brain Damage UBER Ultimate, best (German for above) UBRS Upper Black Rock Spire (WOW) UC&P Up Close and Personal UCAP Up Close and Personal UCLA University of California at Los Angeles UDA Ulster Defence Association UDI Unidentified Drinking Injury UDK You Don't Know UDS Ugly Duckling Syndrome UDWK You Don't Wanna Know UEFA Union of European Football Associations UES Upper East Side (of Manhattan) UFC Ultimate Fighting Championship UFF Expression of annoyance UFG Up For Grabs UFO Unidentified Flying Object UG Ugly UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding UGC User Generated Content UGG Ugly UGGO Ugly person UGGS Brand of boots UGH Expression of disappointment or disgust UH Expression of hesitation UHF Ultra High Frequency UHM same as UH or UM UHQ Ultra High Quality UHT Ultra High Temperature UHU Misspelling of HUH UI User Interface UID User Identification UIN Unique Identification Number UK Are You OK? United Kingdom UKT You Know That UKWIM You Know What I Mean UKWUR You Know Who You Are UL Upload ULT Last month (from Latin ultimo) UM Expression of hesitation UMAD Are You Mad? UMBJ You Must Be Joking UMML You Make Me Laugh UMTWTM You Mean The World To Me UN United Nations UNCE Sound of club music UNDIES Underwear UNESCO United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization UNI University UNICEF United Nations Children's Fund UNIX Computer operating system UNK Crackhead UNO You know UNPC Not Politically Correct UNTZ Sound of a pulsing beat UO Ultima Online (game) UPG Upgrade UPS United Parcel Service Uninterruptible Power Supply UPT Uptown UR Your You Are URA You Are A ... URAQT You Are A Cutie URGH Expression of annoyance, displeasure URI Uniform Resource Indicator, URL URL Uniform Resource Locator, internet address URM You Are Mad URP Vomit, throw up URW You Are Welcome URYYFM You Are Too Wise (two y's) For Me US United States USA United States of America USAF United States Air Force USB Universal Serial Bus USBM United States Black Metal USC University of Southern California USCG United States Coast Guard USD United States Dollar USER Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage USMC United States Marine Corps USOA same as USA USP Unique Selling Point USPS United States Postal Service USS United States Ship USSR Union of Soviet Socialist Republics USW Und So Weiter (German for etc) UT Unreal Tournament UTC Coordinated Universal Time Under The Counter UTD Up To Date UTE Utility vehicle, pickup truck UTF Unicode Transformation Format UTFL Use The Force, Luke UTH Up The Hoods UTI Urinary Tract Infection UTO Unable To Obtain UTP Up-Town Projects UTR Under The Radar UTS Under The Skin UTT Under The Table UV Unpleasant Visual UW You're Welcome UWS Upper West Side (of Manhattan) UX User eXperience UY Up Yours V Very V-SAFE Had a vasectomy V.V Sad V/R Very Respectfully V4V Vote For Vote V8 Engine type Vegetable drink VA Various Artists VAC Valve Anti-Cheat VACA Vacation, holiday VAIR Very VANILLA Unexciting, conventional VAPE Inhale vapor from E-cigarettes VAT Value Added Tax VATO Dude (Mexican) VBG Very Big Grin VBL Visible Bra Line VBR Variable Bit Rate VBS Very Big Smile VC Voice Chat VCARD Virtual (online) business card VCD Video Compact Disc VCR Video Cassette Recorder VDU Visual Display Unit VEEP VP, Vice President VEETA Money VEG Sit around and do nothing VENT Ventrilo (internet chat program) VER Version VERLAN French reverse slang (from l'anvers) VERS Versatile VET Veteran VEXED Angry, annoyed VF VampireFreaks VFM Value For Money VFX Visual Effects VG Video Game Very Good VGA Video Graphics Array/Adaptor VGC Very Good Condition VGG Very Good Game VGL Very Good Looking VGM Video Game Music VH1 Video Hits One (TV channel) VHF Very High Frequency VHS Video Home System VIBE Atmosphere, ambience VIBIN Hanging, chilling VID Video VIG Interest paid on a loan VIN Vehicle Identification Number VIP Very Important Person VIXEN Attractive woman VIZ Adult comic Namely (videlicet in Latin) VJ Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video) VLOG Video Log VLOGGER Video blogger VLSI Very Large-Scale Integration VM Voice Mail VMA Video Music Awards VMI Virginia Military Institute VN Very Nice VNC Virtual Network Computing VNDS Very Near Dead Stock VNH Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker) VNS Very Nice Shot VNSFW Very NSFW VOA Voice Of America VOD Video-On-Demand VOIP Voice Over IP - internet telephony VOL Volume VOM Vomit VP Vice President VPL Visible Panty Line VPN Virtual Private Network VR Virtual Reality VS Versus, against VT Video Tape VTEC Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control System VTL Visible Thong Line VTPR View To Permanent Relationship VTR Video Tape Recorder VV Very Very VVN Very Very Nice VVV Refering to comment below VW Volkswagen VWP Very Well Played Very Well Put W George W. Bush W'EVER Whatever W/ With W/E Whatever W/O Without W00T Hurrah W2F Way Too Funny W2G Way To Go W3C World Wide Web Consortium W4M Woman looking for a man W8 Wait W8AM Wait A Minute WA Wife Agro WA GWAN What's Going On WAA Crying WAAM What's going on, what's up WAAN Want WACK Low quailty, lame WADR With All Due Respect WAEFRD When All Else Fails, Read Directions WAFFLE Pointless talk WAG1 What's Going On? WAGS Wives And Girlfriends WAGWAN What's Going On? WAGWARN What's Going On? WAGWUN What's Going On? WAH Working At Home WAHM Work At Home Mom WAJ What A Joke WAK Weird, awful WAL What A Loser WALAHI I swear to God WALE Rapper WALLA Voila (French for 'here it is') WALLAH I swear to God in Arabic WALLHAX Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls) WALLY Stupid person WAM Wait A Minute What A Mess WAMH With All My Heart WAMHAS With All My Heart And Soul WAML With All My Love WAN What A Newb WANNA Want to WANNABE Someone who wants to be what they are not WAO Wow WAP Wireless Access Point WAPCE Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil WAREZ Cracked/pirate software WAS Wait And See WASH Waste of time WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant WASTE MAN Someone who is a waste of time and space WASTED Drunk, stoned WASTEMAN Worthless person, waste of space WAT What WATP We Are The People WAU What About You? WAUD What Are You Doing? WAVEY Drunk, high WAVY Well dressed Very nice WAW What A Wanker What A Waste WAWA Convenience store WAX Without Any Experience WAY Where Are You? WAYD What Are You Doing WAYDRN What Are You Doing Right Now? WAYLT What Are You Listening To? WAYOA What Are You On About? WAYTA What Are You Talking About WAYWO What Are You Working On? WAZ UP What's Up? WB Welcome Back Write Back WBB Will Be Back WBM Wanna-Be Moderator WBN Would Be Nice WBR With Best Regards WBS Write Back Soon WBT Will Be There WBU What About You? WBW White Boy Wasted WBY What (A)bout You? WC Welcome Water Closet, toilet WCB Will Call Back WCD What Chu Doing? WCG World Cyber Games WCIS What Can I Say WCS Worst Case Scenario WCW World Championship Wrestling WCYD What Can You Do? WD Well Done WD40 Multi-purpose lubricant WDC What's Da Craic? WDE Worst Day Ever WDH What Da Hell WDIB Why Do I Bother? WDIC What Do I Care? WDIM What Does It Mean? WDITOT Why Didn't I Think Of That WDMB Will Do My Best WDOML Worst Day Of My Life WDTM What Does That Mean? WDUD What Do You Do? WDUM What Do You Mean? WDUT What Do You Think? WDW Who Dares Wins WDY Why Don't You? WDYDT Why Did You Do That? What Did You Do Today? WDYE What Did You Expect? WDYG Where Did You Go? WDYM What Do You Mean? WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That? WDYS What Did You Say? WDYT What Do You Think? WDYW What Do You Want? WDYWFM What Do You Want From Me? WDYWT What Did You Wear Today? WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About? WE Whatever WEB World wide web, internet WEBA Welcome Back WEBINAR Web based seminar WEE Small WEED Marijuana WEEE Exclamation of excitement WEF With Effect From WEG Wicked Evil Grin Wide Evil Grin WEHT What Ever Happened To? WEIN What Else Is New? WEL Whatever, Loser WELC You're Welcome WELL Very, so WELP Well WEML Whatever Major Loser WENG Good looking WEP Wireless Encryption Protocol WEPA All right, cool, yeah! WERD Expression of agreement WERK Expression of approval, praise WET BACK Illegal immigrant WEVA Whatever WEWT Alternative spelling of WOOT WEY Dude, buddy WFH Working From Home WFI Wait For It WFM Works For Me WFYB Whatever Floats Your Boat WGAT Misspelling of 'what' WGC Wild Goose Chase WGO What's Going On? WH Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls) WH40K Warhammer Forty-Thousand (game) WHA What WHACK Bad WHALE Punch, beat WHATCHA What are/do you ... WHEEL Chat up, pick up (a girl) WHEELING Picking up women WHEW Expression of relief or amazement WHIP Expensive car WHIPPED Controlled by girlfriend/wife WHISKEY TANGO WT, White Trash WHITEWASH Act like a white person WHIZ Talented person WHO World Health Organization WHOA Expression of surprise Slow down WHPH Work Hard, Play Hard WHS What He Said WHT What WHUT What WHYB Where Have You Been? WHYD What Have You Done? WIA Wounded In Action WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If WIC Women, Infants and Children World in Conflict (game) WICKED Very, extremely Cool, great WID With WIDOW same as WW WIF With WIFEY Serious girlfriend, wife material WIFF With WIFI Wireless Fidelity, wireless internet WIGGER White person pretending to be black WIGO What Is Going On? WII Nintendo Game Console WIIFM What's In It For Me WIKI Collaborative web site WIKTT When I Kissed the Teacher WILCO Will Comply WIMP Weak, cowardly person WING MAN Person who looks out for you WINRAR Winner WIP Work In Progress WIR When It's Ready WIRED High on stimulants Online WIT With WITH Where In The Hell WITW What In The World WIUWY What Is Up With You? WIV With WIWT What I Wore Today Wish I Was There WIWWU Wish I Was With You WIWWY What Is Wrong With You? WIX same as WICKED WIYP What Is Your Problem? WJD What Jesus Did WK White Knight WKD Wicked WKND Weekend WKS Well Kept Secret WKYP Will Keep You Posted WLAN Wireless LAN WLD Would WLM Windows Live Messenger WLTM Would Like To Meet WLYB Who Loves You Baby WLYK Will Let You Know WM Woman Marine WMA Windows Media Audio WMD Weapons of Mass Destruction WMF Wagging My Finger WMG Warner Music Group WMJ Wat maak jy? (Afrikaans - what are you doing?) WML Wish Me Luck WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! WMP Windows Media Player With Much Pleasure WMV Windows Media Video WMYB What Makes You Beautiful WN Why Not? What's New? WNDITWB We Never Did It This Way Before WNL Within Normal Limits WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WNTT We Need To Talk WNWY What's New With You? WOAH misspelling of WHOA WOAT Worst Of All Time WOB Waste Of Bandwith WOC Women of Color WOE What On Earth WOF While On Fire WOG Offensive term for a black person A foreigner WOLS Slow WOM Women Over Mates WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time WOMP Low bass sound WONGA Money WONK Expert WONKY Weird, not right WOO HOO Expression of excitement WOOK Dirty hippy WOOP WOOT WOOSE same as WUSS WOOT Hurrah (Wow, Loot!) Want One Of Those WOP Offensive term for an Italian WOR Our WORD Ok, I agree, hey WORD UP OK, I agree WORDS Response to something you don't care about WORM Malicious computer program WOS Waste Of Space Wife Over Shoulder WOT What WOTAM Waste of Time and Money WOTCHER What are you up to? WU? WOTD Word Of The Day WOTLK Wrath Of The Lich King (WOW) WOTS Word On The Street WOW World Of Warcraft WOWZER Exaggerated Wow WOZ Was WP Wrong Person Well Played WPA Wi-Fi Protected Access WPM Words Per Minute WPW Misspelling of 'wow' WPWW White Pride World Wide WR Warm Regards WRT With Regard To WRU Where Are You? WRUD What Are You Doing? WRUTA What Are You Talking About? WRYD What Are You Doing? WRYTA What Are You Talking About? WSA Wow, Strong Arms WSIC Why Should I Care? WSM Woman Seeking Man WSP What's up? WSS Why So Serious? WST We're Still Friends WSUL Will See You Later WSWTA What Shall We Talk About? WT What WT? What The ...? or Who the ...? WTA Winner Takes All WTB Want To Buy WTBS With That Being Said WTD What The Deuce? WTDT What To Do Today WTDTA Where They Do That At? WTFT What The French Toast (polite WTF) WTG Way To Go WTGP Way To Go, Partner WTGP? Want To Go Private? WTH What/Where/Who The Hell WTHAY Who The Hell Are You? WTHC Who The Hell Cares? WTHIGO What The Hell Is Going On? WTHIT What The Hell Is That? WTHIWWY What The Hell Is Wrong With You? WTHN Why The Heck Not? WTHRU Who The Hell Are You? WTII What time Is It? WTK Want To Know WTL Will Talk Later WTLW Welcome To Last Week WTM What's The Matter? WTMI Way Too Much Information WTML Welcome To My Life WTMW Welcome To My World WTO World Trade Organization WTP What's The Point? WTT Want To Trade WTTC Welcome To The club WTTIR When The Time Is Right WTTJ Welcome To The Jungle WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WTV Whatever WTW Walk Through Walls (gaming) Walk this Way WTY Why, Thank You WTYO Whatever Turns You On WU What's Up WUA What You At? WUB Love WUBU What You Been Up to? WUBU2 What Have You Been Up To? WUCIWUG What You See Is What You Get WUD What You Doing? WUF Where are you from? WUG What You Got? Where You Going? WUGOWM Will You Go Out With Me? WUH What? WUL Watched User List WULA What're you Looking At? WUM Woman Wind-Up Merchant WUN Bye WUP What WUS Wimp WUSS Wimp, coward WUT What WUU2 What are You Up To? WUUP2 What are You Up To? WUUT same as WUU2 WUV Love WUW What You Want? WUWCB What do You Want to Chat about? WUWH Wish You Were Here WUWT What's Up With That WUWTA What You Wanna Talk About? WUWTB What You Wanna Talk 'Bout? WUWU What's Up With You? WUZ Was WW White Widow (strong marijuana) White Woman WW1 World War One WW2 World War Two WWA Wiggers with attitude WWBD What Would Batman Do? WWCND What Would Chuck Norris Do? WWE World Wrestling Entertainment WWF World Wildlife Fund World Wrestling Federation (now WWE) WWIC Why Would I Care? WWIT What Was I Thinking? WWJBD What Would Jason Bourne Do? WWJD What Would Jesus Do? WWOTW Wicked Witch Of The West WWTBAM Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? WWU Where Were You? WWW World Wide Web WWWY What's Wrong With You? WWY Where Were You? WWYD What Would You Do? WWYDT Why Would You Do That? WY Why Would You WYA Where You At? WYATB Wish You All The Best WYB Watch Your Back WYBD What've You Been Doing? WYBMV Will You Be My Valentine? WYCM Will You Call Me? WYD What You Doing? WYDN What You Doing Now? WYF What's Your Favorite ...? WYG What You Get WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me? WYK Would You Kindly WYL Whatever You Like WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? WYLION Whether You Like It Or Not WYLSCWTW Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine? WYLT What You Listening To? WYM Watch Your Mouth What You Mean? WYMM Will You Marry Me? WYN What's Your Name? WYP What's Your Problem? What's Your Point? WYR Would You Rather WYS What You Said WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYTA What You Talking About? WYUT What You Up To WYW Whatever You Want WYWH Wish You Were Here WYWTA What You Wanna Talk About W^ What's up X Kiss X) Happy, mischevious X.X Exasperated, irritated, annoyed X3 Cute face XAXA Ha Ha XB XBox XBF Ex-Boyfriend XBL XBox Live XC Cross Counrty XD LOL XGA eXtended Graphics Array/Adaptor XHTML Extensible Hyper-Text Markup Language XKCD Web comic XL Extra Large XLNT Excellent XLR8 Accelerate XLS MS Excel file extension XM Extreme XML eXtensible Markup Language XO Hugs & Kisses XOX Hugs & Kisses XOXO Hugs & Kisses XP Windows operating system XS Excess Extra Small XT Cross Training XTC Ecstasy XVID Video format XX Kisses XXX Kisses XYZ Examine Your Zipper X] Happy X_X Dead Y Why? Y/N Yes/No Y/O Year(s) Old Y/Y Yes/Yes Y2K Year 2000 YA You Yes Young Adult YAAR Dude, mate (Hindi) YACC Yet Another Compiler-Compiler YADA And so on, blah YAGB You Ain't Grizz Baby (COD) YAHOO Yob, lout YAHWEH The name of God in hebrew YAK You Already Know YAL Girl (Hispanic) YALDI Expression of excitement YALL You All YALLA Hurry Up (Arabic) YALLAH Let's Go (Arabic) YAMP Young tramp YANA You Are Not Alone YANK American YANKEE American YANNO You Know YANO You Know YAP Steal, rob Young Asian Professional YAR Yes YARD Home YARDIE Jamaican (gang member) YARLY Yeah Really YAS Emphatic Yes You are Sexy YASNY You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet YAT Gril, woman Where You At? YATB You Are The Best YATK You Are Too Kind YATLOML You Are The Love Of My Life YAVW You Are Very Welcome YAW You Are Welcome YAWA Person who always uses the 'Away' status in IM systems YAWN Boring YAY Cocaine Exclamation of approval YAYO Cocaine YBS You'll Be Sorry YBTJ You Be The Judge YBW You've Been Warned YBWM You Belong With Me YC You're Cool/Cute/Crazy YCMIU You Couldn't Make It Up YCMU You Crack Me Up YDEK You Don't Even Know YDG You Dig? YDI You Deserve It YDK You Don't Know YDL Yellow Dog Linux YDMS You Don't Make Sense YDMT You Don't Mean That YDS You Don't Say YDU You Don't Understand YDWK same as YDWTK YDWTK You Don't Want to Know YE Yes, yeah You YEA Yeah, yes YEAP Yes YEH Yes YELLO Hello YELLOW BONE Light-skinned black woman YEP Yes YER Your Yes YERP Yes, what's up, ok YESH Yes YEW You YEY same as YAY YEYO Cocaine YEZZER Yes Sir YF Your Friend YFW Your Face When ... YG Young Gangster YGG You Go Girl YGI You Got It YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGM You Get Me? You've Got Mail YGP You Got PWNED! YGPM You've Got Private Message YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding YGTBKM You've Got To Be Kidding Me YGTR You Got That Right YH Yeah YHA Youth Hostel Association YHBT You Have Been Trolled YHBW You Have Been Warned YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem YHL You Have Lost YHM You Have Mail YHNI You Have No Idea YHTBT You Had To Be There YHU You YHWH Yahweh (Hebrew for God) YID Yes I Do YIK Yes, I Know YIKES Expression of shock or surprise YIM Yahoo! Instant Messenger YINS You guys, you all YITB Yours In The Bond YJLTG You Just Lost The Game YK You're Kidding YKHII You Know How It Is YKIMS You Know It Makes Sense YKK Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha (zipper manufacturer) YKTR You Know the Rest YKW You Know Who YKWIM You Know What I Mean YKWIS You Know What I'm Saying? YKYLM You Know You Love Me YL Young Lady YLI You Love It YLM You Love Me? YM Yahoo Messenger Your Mom YMBJ You Must Be Joking YMCA Young Mens Christian Association YMCMB Young Money Cash Money Billionaires YMMD You Made My Day YMML You Make Me Laugh YMMS You Make Me Smile YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YMW You're Most Welcome YN Crossed fingers (MSN) YNK You Never Know YNT Why Not? YNW You're Not Welcome YNWA You'll Never Walk Alone YO Your Hi Years Old YOB Hooligan, thug YODO You Only Die Once YOKED Well built, muscular, ripped YOLA Cocaine YOLO You Only Live Once YOMB You Owe Me Big YOO You YOOH You YOUNS You guys, you all YOUS You, you guys YOUSE You (plural) YOYO You're On Your Own YP Your Problem Yes, Please YPU Misspelling of 'you' YQ I Like You YQW You're Quite Welcome YR Yea, Right. YRG You Are Good! YRMV Your Results May Vary YRO Your Rights Online YRS Years YRU Why Are You...? YSI You Stupid Idiot YSK You Should Know YSL Yves Saint Laurent YSMTU You So Made That Up YSS You Suck Severely YSYL You Snooze, You Loose YT Are you there? YT? You Think ? YTB You're The Best YTD Year To Date YTM You're The Man YTML You'll Thank Me Later YTMND You're The Man Now, Dog (website) YTO You're The One YTP YouTube Poop YTTM You Talk Too Much You Talking To Me? YUCK Expression of disgust YUCKY Disgusting, gross YUH Yes You YUM Said when something tastes good or is attractive YUMMY MUMMY Attractive mother YUO Misspelling of 'you' YUP Yes YUPPERZ Yes YUPPIE Young Urban Professional YUS Yes YUSH Yes YUTE Youth YVW You're Very Welcome YW You're Welcome YWCA Young Women's Christian Association YWIMC Your Wish Is My Command YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some YWU? Yo Waz Up? ZA Pizza ZAIN Beautiful (Arabic) ZECH Energy, life ZED Zombie ZERG Defeat enemy by outnumbering rather than strategy or skill ZIG ZAG Cigarette paper ZILCH Nothing, zero ZIMBO Person from Zimbabwe ZING Owned ZIP Ounce of marijauna ZIT Spot, pimple ZOMB Zombie ZOMFG OMFG (hit Z instead of Shift key) ZOMG Same as OMG ZONG BONG with a Z shaped tube ZONKED Very tired or inebriated ZOOT Spliff, joint ZOOTED High on drugs ZTA Zeta Tau Alpha ZUP What's up? ZUT Damn it (French) ZZZ Sleepy, bored or tired \M/ Horns, metal salute \O Waving \O/ Happy, arms in the air \\// Peace Vulcan salute ^.^ Happy ^.~ Wink ^5 High five ^O^ Hurrah ^W^ Happy ^^ Happy ^^^ Reference to line above ^_^ Happiness, satisfied |O| same as LOL } Devilish smile Please note that a few of the words stand for phrases containing words that may be offensive to some people. In those cases we have substituted asterisks, or similar, for the words in question. source : http://www.internetslang.com/list.asp?i=all في أمان الله !